Just reading through this thing, and we must not let it
die, it is so awesome and fun!!!
So..an entry.
So, I recently shaved off my sketchy looking beard. So now
I look like a respectable member of society. My hair is
also shaved very short. People call me sir alot more like
this, I finally figured out that is because they think I'm
in the army or something. I found this out when the guy
trying to sell me a camera was, "It's great for things like
shooting short videos to send back from the front lines to
family and lovers"
but ne ways...the point. I'm not as safe now with my clean
cutness. You know those places people don't walk around,
and tell you not to walk around because it's sketcy? I
used to walk around those areas with no fear, cause the
guys in that area would point at me and go "whoa, that guys
sketchy, I shouldn't be in this area." I was the sketchy
guy! Now I'm the prey. Other guys used to be "whoa, I'd
better cross the street before that guy steals my purses
and wallets" now it's, "that guy is pretty, I bet he has
nice things...though he might be a marine."
J
A little something of whatever we feel like writing. Nothing too serious but then again. we aren't sure what we will do.
12.20.2004
10.26.2004
death
it appears that the BJ happy hour has died..for now. we are saving all the postings and going to put them up somewhere else sometimes...maybe...hopefully...possibly...not sure.
JEFF SUCKS
JEFF SUCKS
8.31.2004
The Comments
Here are comments from the old BJ Happy Hour. ENJOY!
From: LilPimcpess27@aol.com
Timestamp: 2002-12-27 21:55:39 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Oooh...you lie. Cuz I am the shiznat, therefore, I'm the
coolest. LOL
From: snookers@yourmom.com
Timestamp: 2003-02-13 07:38:52 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
I think it can work. I asked your mom. Then again she says
yes to everyone... no wait, thats tylers mom. Nevermind.
-Mystery Man
(hint: begins with A and is jewish :-D)
From: lilbabygee@wideopenwest.com
Timestamp: 2003-01-04 19:08:14 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
ummmm cool cool "perdy" ?? are you like one of those
people from texas that speak with that accent? lol nmb
-Gina
From: ghgh@elvis.com
Timestamp: 2003-01-20 08:47:02 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
bjorn thinks you're nothing but a sex object
From: aberger1@tulane.edu
Timestamp: 2002-10-12 14:47:23 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Bjorn- you are fucking -CRAZY- were you on something when
you wrote this cause it is so funny (and so true) Though i
don't think Connecticut is a shitty state cause i live
there, but there are states that are better.- Ali
From: TEMShotttie@wtf.com
Timestamp: 2002-10-05 07:44:11 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Hey! I'm from Texas!BUT ALABAMA RULES & i'm drunkg
From: likeiwilltellyou@myass.com
Timestamp: 2002-10-18 07:22:20 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
women aren't that bad, i bring logan beers all the time,
let him have the remote & want to get it on 24/7 (it helps
when you have a SUPERHOT boyfriend from bama) besides,
isn't it good that women suck? ;-)
ps. yeah, speaking from 18 years of living there, texas
sucks...
pps. i programed a master budget into my calc for
accounting, but why did i name it "masterbate"?
From: supercapitalist@hotmail.com
Timestamp: 2002-11-03 21:02:12 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
if you ever want to see ROA (Rules of Attraction, not
return on assets, damn finance majors & their screwy wys of
thinking)again, gimme a HOLLA!!!
patrick bateman & his brother are hot as hell
but not hotter than logan and his sexy southern alabama
self...
From: tchuynh@utmb.edu
Timestamp: 2002-10-21 06:03:20 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
You guys, y'all are the weirdest kids I know but I love ya
for it.
The Pot
From: themarketleader@yahoo.com
Timestamp: 2002-11-03 21:17:25 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
you know what's really cool? driving around in a chevy
blazer blasting Mahler and Beethoven. Everytime Logan does
that it completely turns me on. cuz we call know piansts
like Logan are incredibly hot.
~TEMS ho
From: skrutz@mn.rr.com
Timestamp: 2002-11-07 00:04:54 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
you guys are crazy!!!
-Shea
From: bjornisanasshole@aol.com
Timestamp: 2002-11-22 06:49:22 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Fuck PETA, join with me to start PET-P! People for the
ethical treatment of people. or pickle, when she doesn't
shit in your car's driver seat.
From: p@peaches.com
Timestamp: 2002-11-22 06:52:10 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
"its like driving around in a honda with a sound
system blaring country...who the fuck does that"
hey. fuck you.
From: ghgh@elvis.com
Timestamp: 2003-01-20 08:50:09 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
I love you for who you are
I want you so bad I scream when I think of you
Please for the love of all things holy take me out of my
misery and fuck me like there is no tomorrow
OH GOD PLEASE
OH GOD
OH GOD
From: sclark4@tulane.edu
Timestamp: 2003-02-09 07:52:00 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Women are selfish evil bitches. It's that simple. Women
hate other women. Therefore, we use men as pawns to get
back at each other. We try to find more men, hotter men,
richer men than what our friends have. Men are like cars
to women. Men drive fast cars to prove their manliness;
women drive hot men to prove their female power. The key
is to find a woman that has already won the game and has
nothing left to prove, or to find a girl that has hardly
any female friends (hence no need to compete).
~The losingest Female Combatant this side of Taiwan
From: sharpobjectsfly@yourmom.com
Timestamp: 2003-01-19 15:50:33 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
teach me how to molest inanimate objects
~TEMS ho
From: rsymoti@tulane.edu
Timestamp: 2003-02-14 02:55:47 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Re: Valentine's Pole
I think it's great to ask a chick out on a first date on
Valentine's Day. Especially when they're hot and
anonymous.
From: rsymoti@tulane.edu
Timestamp: 2003-02-14 08:43:02 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Word to your mother. Do I have to bring friends too?
From: thenextpicasso01@hotmail.com
Timestamp: 2003-02-09 22:53:15 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
never stop looking--she's out there. Just like there is
the right guy out there for me--just takes patience and
time (yeeep sucks ass but...gotta wait)
From: shawn@rules.you.all
Timestamp: 2003-02-23 18:26:31 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
animaniacs kicks ass.
I've memorized an awful lot of their songs.
From: me@me.com
Timestamp: 2003-04-27 00:49:43 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Hey I took that test too I'm high Histrionic, and low
everything else. YEAH I'm conceited & I go to Tulane
AND Logan is hot... but he's acting weird. GO ME
From: kdsavnas@adfkj.com
Timestamp: 2003-03-17 05:22:39 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
i haven't done this lately, so here's your coke fix:
LOGAN IS SO HOT AND HE"S PREMED. AND HE"S FROM
ALABAMA.
oh wait, tha't s my coke fix. i'm screwed on this PSOM
test tomorrow.
and jeff's girl is hot too.
From: kdshfudsh@gaweh.com
Timestamp: 2003-03-25 07:02:21 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Sorry to break it to ya Jeff, but I already did all that
stuff. Sex on the beach? Check. Whipped cream,
absolutely. And especially astroglide. It's like being in
some sort of sexual slip n slide theme park... You name the
place, we've done it.... everywhere. WHich leads me to
this final thought: OH LOGAN YOU ARE SO MUCH MAN
grossed out yet? ;-)
From: lifegaurd3@aol.com
Timestamp: 2003-03-25 22:55:44 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Logan speaks....
I am hot, yes, i am definitely hot. but there just
ain't enough of this southern ass to go around so right
now, ann gets it all even though chocolate does sound good.
From: mbertra@tulane.edu
Timestamp: 2003-04-15 05:27:16 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
thanks, bjorn, for mentioning me in your entry from
friday. i always appreciate a nice, thoughful
compliment...you know why i did it...
Michelle
From: jbraaten@tulane.edu
Timestamp: 2003-04-28 20:26:02 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
which one of you is that?
jennifer
From: prettypolly123456@hotmail.com
Timestamp: 2004-02-14 13:24:20 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
just to let you know that not ALL womrn are crazy
wierdos!!!! i for one know many, including myself that are
pretty damn normal and nice!
From: mbertra@yahoo.com
Timestamp: 2003-11-13 05:17:17 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
love the structures series...
Michelle
From: mbertrand01@hotmail.com
Timestamp: 2003-09-12 04:23:04 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Who wrote today's entry? (9/12/03) What the hell? What
are you on and where's mine... Hope all is going well at
TSA...
Michelle
From: youngOSUguy@yahoo.com
Timestamp: 2003-12-03 16:26:51 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Hi,
You are completely correct on what you say in this
passage. I know I am guilty of doing this with people at
work. I don't really care anything about them, it is just
the polite thing to do. I ask how they are, they ask how I
am, we both say some generic response (not know what the
answer is) we just keep going on our mary ways. I am going
to have to try your theory of just randomly asking words in
the same manner as a "hello, how are you" statement and see
the kind of responses I get.
And Yes people do read this.
From: bessbonney@netscape.net
Timestamp: 2003-12-29 19:14:32 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Of course I read your online thing silly guys! Another
annoying IM thing: away messages that say "back at 3" or
whatever (discussed in Jeff's message...hmm maybe I should
actually reply to that posting instead of this one). In
any case...There's different time zones!! By saying "back
at 3" do you mean Central time, EST, PST....annoying! You
expect me to figure out what time zone you're in, then
add/subtract hours...forget it. If I want to talk to you
that badly, I'll call. You're either away or not, and
that's it. And that's my say :)
Kim :)
From: sexyanntoy@aol.com
Timestamp: 2003-12-11 18:19:32 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Dude, I HATE it when you're talking on IM to someone
intimately & they've been responding quite quickly the
whole time, when all of a sudden they don't answer for 15
min, then come back to say, "sorry, i was watching tv..."
LOGAN!!!!!
From: supercapitalist@hotmail.com
Timestamp: 2004-03-14 18:21:36 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Valentine's Day is a metaphorical baseball bat that smacks
guys in the head every year. As if to say "Look dumbass, 3
of us have rolled by, it's time to shit or get off the
pot." Without Valentine's day, guys would just date you
for years & years without noticing, until one day they bang
this hot young nurse in triage, then come home to their
faithful girlfriend of 4 years & say "Look honey, it's only
cheating if we're married." I don't know why men don't
want to get married, there's so many tax benefits!
--A
Wow, i actually used my real address this time
From: supercapitalist@youknowwhat.com
Timestamp: 2004-03-14 18:04:00 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
You forgot Wallstreet... the classic of classics. They
should make a sequel with Martha Stewart in it. Honestly,
her show is really helpful for women who don't know how to
be good women to their men... taught me alot.
oh yeah, LOGAN IS A SEXY BITCH!
From: user@aol.com
Timestamp: 2004-03-14 18:11:15 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
I don't care who invented the diamond engagement ring, I
just want one!!! Cmon, I've been waiting 1.5 years for
Logan to propose--i buy him things, cook for him, fold his
laundry & sex him up all the time--one of those Debeers
rings would make me feel a little better... oo & a beer...
they should sell beer to loosen up the men so they buy more
rings & aren't so commitment phobic.
From: nhall1@tulane.edu
Timestamp: 2005-05-04 05:23:19 GMT
In reply to: Aron 140
Message:
I read your posting about Aron 140. I was not expecting to
see our apartment number right there on your
list...wild....i think.
I don't know who receives these emails.
But i'll just say that i was here. and that i'm
representing Aron 140.
so thank you. and something else but i don't know
what...can't use words very well right now.
From: nhall1@tulane.edu
Timestamp: 2005-05-04 05:36:49 GMT
In reply to: Gone
Message:
holy god.
holy god.
From: LilPimcpess27@aol.com
Timestamp: 2002-12-27 21:55:39 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Oooh...you lie. Cuz I am the shiznat, therefore, I'm the
coolest. LOL
From: snookers@yourmom.com
Timestamp: 2003-02-13 07:38:52 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
I think it can work. I asked your mom. Then again she says
yes to everyone... no wait, thats tylers mom. Nevermind.
-Mystery Man
(hint: begins with A and is jewish :-D)
From: lilbabygee@wideopenwest.com
Timestamp: 2003-01-04 19:08:14 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
ummmm cool cool "perdy" ?? are you like one of those
people from texas that speak with that accent? lol nmb
-Gina
From: ghgh@elvis.com
Timestamp: 2003-01-20 08:47:02 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
bjorn thinks you're nothing but a sex object
From: aberger1@tulane.edu
Timestamp: 2002-10-12 14:47:23 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Bjorn- you are fucking -CRAZY- were you on something when
you wrote this cause it is so funny (and so true) Though i
don't think Connecticut is a shitty state cause i live
there, but there are states that are better.- Ali
From: TEMShotttie@wtf.com
Timestamp: 2002-10-05 07:44:11 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Hey! I'm from Texas!BUT ALABAMA RULES & i'm drunkg
From: likeiwilltellyou@myass.com
Timestamp: 2002-10-18 07:22:20 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
women aren't that bad, i bring logan beers all the time,
let him have the remote & want to get it on 24/7 (it helps
when you have a SUPERHOT boyfriend from bama) besides,
isn't it good that women suck? ;-)
ps. yeah, speaking from 18 years of living there, texas
sucks...
pps. i programed a master budget into my calc for
accounting, but why did i name it "masterbate"?
From: supercapitalist@hotmail.com
Timestamp: 2002-11-03 21:02:12 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
if you ever want to see ROA (Rules of Attraction, not
return on assets, damn finance majors & their screwy wys of
thinking)again, gimme a HOLLA!!!
patrick bateman & his brother are hot as hell
but not hotter than logan and his sexy southern alabama
self...
From: tchuynh@utmb.edu
Timestamp: 2002-10-21 06:03:20 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
You guys, y'all are the weirdest kids I know but I love ya
for it.
The Pot
From: themarketleader@yahoo.com
Timestamp: 2002-11-03 21:17:25 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
you know what's really cool? driving around in a chevy
blazer blasting Mahler and Beethoven. Everytime Logan does
that it completely turns me on. cuz we call know piansts
like Logan are incredibly hot.
~TEMS ho
From: skrutz@mn.rr.com
Timestamp: 2002-11-07 00:04:54 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
you guys are crazy!!!
-Shea
From: bjornisanasshole@aol.com
Timestamp: 2002-11-22 06:49:22 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Fuck PETA, join with me to start PET-P! People for the
ethical treatment of people. or pickle, when she doesn't
shit in your car's driver seat.
From: p@peaches.com
Timestamp: 2002-11-22 06:52:10 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
"its like driving around in a honda with a sound
system blaring country...who the fuck does that"
hey. fuck you.
From: ghgh@elvis.com
Timestamp: 2003-01-20 08:50:09 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
I love you for who you are
I want you so bad I scream when I think of you
Please for the love of all things holy take me out of my
misery and fuck me like there is no tomorrow
OH GOD PLEASE
OH GOD
OH GOD
From: sclark4@tulane.edu
Timestamp: 2003-02-09 07:52:00 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Women are selfish evil bitches. It's that simple. Women
hate other women. Therefore, we use men as pawns to get
back at each other. We try to find more men, hotter men,
richer men than what our friends have. Men are like cars
to women. Men drive fast cars to prove their manliness;
women drive hot men to prove their female power. The key
is to find a woman that has already won the game and has
nothing left to prove, or to find a girl that has hardly
any female friends (hence no need to compete).
~The losingest Female Combatant this side of Taiwan
From: sharpobjectsfly@yourmom.com
Timestamp: 2003-01-19 15:50:33 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
teach me how to molest inanimate objects
~TEMS ho
From: rsymoti@tulane.edu
Timestamp: 2003-02-14 02:55:47 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Re: Valentine's Pole
I think it's great to ask a chick out on a first date on
Valentine's Day. Especially when they're hot and
anonymous.
From: rsymoti@tulane.edu
Timestamp: 2003-02-14 08:43:02 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Word to your mother. Do I have to bring friends too?
From: thenextpicasso01@hotmail.com
Timestamp: 2003-02-09 22:53:15 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
never stop looking--she's out there. Just like there is
the right guy out there for me--just takes patience and
time (yeeep sucks ass but...gotta wait)
From: shawn@rules.you.all
Timestamp: 2003-02-23 18:26:31 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
animaniacs kicks ass.
I've memorized an awful lot of their songs.
From: me@me.com
Timestamp: 2003-04-27 00:49:43 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Hey I took that test too I'm high Histrionic, and low
everything else. YEAH I'm conceited & I go to Tulane
AND Logan is hot... but he's acting weird. GO ME
From: kdsavnas@adfkj.com
Timestamp: 2003-03-17 05:22:39 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
i haven't done this lately, so here's your coke fix:
LOGAN IS SO HOT AND HE"S PREMED. AND HE"S FROM
ALABAMA.
oh wait, tha't s my coke fix. i'm screwed on this PSOM
test tomorrow.
and jeff's girl is hot too.
From: kdshfudsh@gaweh.com
Timestamp: 2003-03-25 07:02:21 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Sorry to break it to ya Jeff, but I already did all that
stuff. Sex on the beach? Check. Whipped cream,
absolutely. And especially astroglide. It's like being in
some sort of sexual slip n slide theme park... You name the
place, we've done it.... everywhere. WHich leads me to
this final thought: OH LOGAN YOU ARE SO MUCH MAN
grossed out yet? ;-)
From: lifegaurd3@aol.com
Timestamp: 2003-03-25 22:55:44 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Logan speaks....
I am hot, yes, i am definitely hot. but there just
ain't enough of this southern ass to go around so right
now, ann gets it all even though chocolate does sound good.
From: mbertra@tulane.edu
Timestamp: 2003-04-15 05:27:16 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
thanks, bjorn, for mentioning me in your entry from
friday. i always appreciate a nice, thoughful
compliment...you know why i did it...
Michelle
From: jbraaten@tulane.edu
Timestamp: 2003-04-28 20:26:02 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
which one of you is that?
jennifer
From: prettypolly123456@hotmail.com
Timestamp: 2004-02-14 13:24:20 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
just to let you know that not ALL womrn are crazy
wierdos!!!! i for one know many, including myself that are
pretty damn normal and nice!
From: mbertra@yahoo.com
Timestamp: 2003-11-13 05:17:17 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
love the structures series...
Michelle
From: mbertrand01@hotmail.com
Timestamp: 2003-09-12 04:23:04 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Who wrote today's entry? (9/12/03) What the hell? What
are you on and where's mine... Hope all is going well at
TSA...
Michelle
From: youngOSUguy@yahoo.com
Timestamp: 2003-12-03 16:26:51 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Hi,
You are completely correct on what you say in this
passage. I know I am guilty of doing this with people at
work. I don't really care anything about them, it is just
the polite thing to do. I ask how they are, they ask how I
am, we both say some generic response (not know what the
answer is) we just keep going on our mary ways. I am going
to have to try your theory of just randomly asking words in
the same manner as a "hello, how are you" statement and see
the kind of responses I get.
And Yes people do read this.
From: bessbonney@netscape.net
Timestamp: 2003-12-29 19:14:32 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Of course I read your online thing silly guys! Another
annoying IM thing: away messages that say "back at 3" or
whatever (discussed in Jeff's message...hmm maybe I should
actually reply to that posting instead of this one). In
any case...There's different time zones!! By saying "back
at 3" do you mean Central time, EST, PST....annoying! You
expect me to figure out what time zone you're in, then
add/subtract hours...forget it. If I want to talk to you
that badly, I'll call. You're either away or not, and
that's it. And that's my say :)
Kim :)
From: sexyanntoy@aol.com
Timestamp: 2003-12-11 18:19:32 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Dude, I HATE it when you're talking on IM to someone
intimately & they've been responding quite quickly the
whole time, when all of a sudden they don't answer for 15
min, then come back to say, "sorry, i was watching tv..."
LOGAN!!!!!
From: supercapitalist@hotmail.com
Timestamp: 2004-03-14 18:21:36 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Valentine's Day is a metaphorical baseball bat that smacks
guys in the head every year. As if to say "Look dumbass, 3
of us have rolled by, it's time to shit or get off the
pot." Without Valentine's day, guys would just date you
for years & years without noticing, until one day they bang
this hot young nurse in triage, then come home to their
faithful girlfriend of 4 years & say "Look honey, it's only
cheating if we're married." I don't know why men don't
want to get married, there's so many tax benefits!
--A
Wow, i actually used my real address this time
From: supercapitalist@youknowwhat.com
Timestamp: 2004-03-14 18:04:00 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
You forgot Wallstreet... the classic of classics. They
should make a sequel with Martha Stewart in it. Honestly,
her show is really helpful for women who don't know how to
be good women to their men... taught me alot.
oh yeah, LOGAN IS A SEXY BITCH!
From: user@aol.com
Timestamp: 2004-03-14 18:11:15 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
I don't care who invented the diamond engagement ring, I
just want one!!! Cmon, I've been waiting 1.5 years for
Logan to propose--i buy him things, cook for him, fold his
laundry & sex him up all the time--one of those Debeers
rings would make me feel a little better... oo & a beer...
they should sell beer to loosen up the men so they buy more
rings & aren't so commitment phobic.
From: nhall1@tulane.edu
Timestamp: 2005-05-04 05:23:19 GMT
In reply to: Aron 140
Message:
I read your posting about Aron 140. I was not expecting to
see our apartment number right there on your
list...wild....i think.
I don't know who receives these emails.
But i'll just say that i was here. and that i'm
representing Aron 140.
so thank you. and something else but i don't know
what...can't use words very well right now.
From: nhall1@tulane.edu
Timestamp: 2005-05-04 05:36:49 GMT
In reply to: Gone
Message:
holy god.
holy god.
8.02.2004
Forgotten
Looks like this place has been forgotten.
And for an update on superdate....she turned out to be
crazy. That's why I try not to date younger women....oh
well.
J
And for an update on superdate....she turned out to be
crazy. That's why I try not to date younger women....oh
well.
J
4.22.2004
Super Date
So a very odd thing happened, that is worth writing down
somewhere, so I'll go ahead and write it here, because I
can.
So I went on a date last night. Not that out of the
ordinary in most places, but not real common in New
Orleans. It's usually, let's get drunk and hook up. In
this case we only meet at a drunken vollyball party.
Super hot girl, meet her in the sand. Lots of hitting on
and number exchanging.
Then she actually calls me and asks me out. Rock on, a
girl who goes for what she wants, and rock on, she wants
me ;-)
So, we go on said date.
We talk, laugh, have fun, eat.
Get along well, no forced conversation. She asks all about
me and is atually interested, which isn't too rare, but is
cool.
On of the rare things. She actually compliments me on a
somewhat regular basis in one form or another. Notes how
she's impressed, and the things she likes about me. I like
this.
Is also taken back by my attempts to be a good gentleman
(as all men should be) She gets cutely flattered when I
compliment her. A little bit of nervousness about her,
lets me know she's having fun and is hopeful.
Hang out for a few more, wanted to grab desert with her,
but she was pressed for time. That's okay, quitting while
ahead.
Do the walk to the door and nice little kiss goodnight.
Practically a picture perfect date and the picture perfect
girl.
Fun, beautiful, relaxed, republican, a little sassy, a
little crazy. A deffinate winner.
And the best part is it's not a secret! No boyfriend, not
my TA. No scandel whatsoever. And she's not even
graduating this year, or moving away. She's actually going
to be here during the summer.
Now the combination of all these are very rare.
I look forward to seeing where this goes, is some
potential. Just have to wait and see. Perhaps I'll even
keep ya'll informed.
So, props to the absolutely gorgeous and awesome girl, who
knows how to do things right.
J
somewhere, so I'll go ahead and write it here, because I
can.
So I went on a date last night. Not that out of the
ordinary in most places, but not real common in New
Orleans. It's usually, let's get drunk and hook up. In
this case we only meet at a drunken vollyball party.
Super hot girl, meet her in the sand. Lots of hitting on
and number exchanging.
Then she actually calls me and asks me out. Rock on, a
girl who goes for what she wants, and rock on, she wants
me ;-)
So, we go on said date.
We talk, laugh, have fun, eat.
Get along well, no forced conversation. She asks all about
me and is atually interested, which isn't too rare, but is
cool.
On of the rare things. She actually compliments me on a
somewhat regular basis in one form or another. Notes how
she's impressed, and the things she likes about me. I like
this.
Is also taken back by my attempts to be a good gentleman
(as all men should be) She gets cutely flattered when I
compliment her. A little bit of nervousness about her,
lets me know she's having fun and is hopeful.
Hang out for a few more, wanted to grab desert with her,
but she was pressed for time. That's okay, quitting while
ahead.
Do the walk to the door and nice little kiss goodnight.
Practically a picture perfect date and the picture perfect
girl.
Fun, beautiful, relaxed, republican, a little sassy, a
little crazy. A deffinate winner.
And the best part is it's not a secret! No boyfriend, not
my TA. No scandel whatsoever. And she's not even
graduating this year, or moving away. She's actually going
to be here during the summer.
Now the combination of all these are very rare.
I look forward to seeing where this goes, is some
potential. Just have to wait and see. Perhaps I'll even
keep ya'll informed.
So, props to the absolutely gorgeous and awesome girl, who
knows how to do things right.
J
3.28.2004
Classic Rock and Diary Entries
So I was gonna make an entry that was actually like a real
diary entry, but then realized....not a good idea, cause
the people involved can read this! That is the problem
with this thing. It's only good to say things we don't
mind other people saying.
Maybe I'll make an annoynamous...sp... one of these things
so I can write all my personal feelings for the whole world
to see!! I'll give you all the link when I have it, as
long as you promise not to tell you it's me.
And classic rock rocks. Mad props to Stacey for her
awesome choices in music and great rack and butt (though
she finds her own butt questionable)
J
diary entry, but then realized....not a good idea, cause
the people involved can read this! That is the problem
with this thing. It's only good to say things we don't
mind other people saying.
Maybe I'll make an annoynamous...sp... one of these things
so I can write all my personal feelings for the whole world
to see!! I'll give you all the link when I have it, as
long as you promise not to tell you it's me.
And classic rock rocks. Mad props to Stacey for her
awesome choices in music and great rack and butt (though
she finds her own butt questionable)
J
3.10.2004
2.14.2004
HallMark Day
Did you know that Hallmark acutally created Valentines
day? I'm pretty sure it was them, might have been another
company, or DeBeer's Diamonds, but I"m pretty sure it was
Hallmark.
Regardless, it was a completly commercialized holiday
created to sell more christmas cards, chocolates and rings.
If you really do love someone, I find it rather sad that
you would celebrate Valentines day. It simply means that
you don't truely show your love that you do love and
appreciate them on a normal basis, so you have to have a
day in which you are allowed to do that.
It's just like those once a year churchers and Christmas.
First of all Christmas should not be a celebratoin of
Christs birth! You people who claim to be faithful should
be celebrating that even every day of your lives, and be
thankful for it. Celebrating christmas at mass once a year
does not give you a get out of hell free card, not even
when combined with being "a good person" Takes more than
that, sorry.
Another annoying one is Debeer's and the diamond engagement
ring. They actually invented that because "Diamonds are
forever." So people never had to buy them, they simply got
passed down through the family forever. They came up
with the Diamond engagement ring so that people would have
to buy new ones whenever they wanted to get married. Heck,
they probably helped make divorce so easy, so that they
could get lots of repeat customers.
Ok, enough ranting for now
J
day? I'm pretty sure it was them, might have been another
company, or DeBeer's Diamonds, but I"m pretty sure it was
Hallmark.
Regardless, it was a completly commercialized holiday
created to sell more christmas cards, chocolates and rings.
If you really do love someone, I find it rather sad that
you would celebrate Valentines day. It simply means that
you don't truely show your love that you do love and
appreciate them on a normal basis, so you have to have a
day in which you are allowed to do that.
It's just like those once a year churchers and Christmas.
First of all Christmas should not be a celebratoin of
Christs birth! You people who claim to be faithful should
be celebrating that even every day of your lives, and be
thankful for it. Celebrating christmas at mass once a year
does not give you a get out of hell free card, not even
when combined with being "a good person" Takes more than
that, sorry.
Another annoying one is Debeer's and the diamond engagement
ring. They actually invented that because "Diamonds are
forever." So people never had to buy them, they simply got
passed down through the family forever. They came up
with the Diamond engagement ring so that people would have
to buy new ones whenever they wanted to get married. Heck,
they probably helped make divorce so easy, so that they
could get lots of repeat customers.
Ok, enough ranting for now
J
PrettyPolly
to quote one of our readers:
"just to let you know that not ALL womrn are crazy
wierdos!!!! i for one know many, including myself that are
pretty damn normal and nice!"
For the record Ms. PrettyPolly, all women deffinatly are
crazy weirdos! But that makes them normal. And they can
also be nice. Nice is rare, in general, women are
inherently evil, even the nicest of them.
But that's okay, us guys still like them well enough, and
in fact, can't live without them.
But I will hope that you are truly "pretty damn normal and
nice" and that there are a few more out there like it.
But in truth, normal isn't that fun :-)
J
"just to let you know that not ALL womrn are crazy
wierdos!!!! i for one know many, including myself that are
pretty damn normal and nice!"
For the record Ms. PrettyPolly, all women deffinatly are
crazy weirdos! But that makes them normal. And they can
also be nice. Nice is rare, in general, women are
inherently evil, even the nicest of them.
But that's okay, us guys still like them well enough, and
in fact, can't live without them.
But I will hope that you are truly "pretty damn normal and
nice" and that there are a few more out there like it.
But in truth, normal isn't that fun :-)
J
Gone
I miss the way she used to cure my insomnia by making me
glad I was awake. I miss the way she used to smile,
because she was looking at me. I miss the way she had to
look away but couldn't. I miss the way her eyes told me
everything she was thinking. I miss the way she would
brush past me. I miss the way she listened. I miss the
way she talked. I miss the way she made me laugh. I miss
the way she made me smile. I miss the way she made me
cry. I miss the way she touched my soul. I missed the way
she made me forget to breathe. I miss the way she made me
freeze. I mis the way she made me.
J
glad I was awake. I miss the way she used to smile,
because she was looking at me. I miss the way she had to
look away but couldn't. I miss the way her eyes told me
everything she was thinking. I miss the way she would
brush past me. I miss the way she listened. I miss the
way she talked. I miss the way she made me laugh. I miss
the way she made me smile. I miss the way she made me
cry. I miss the way she touched my soul. I missed the way
she made me forget to breathe. I miss the way she made me
freeze. I mis the way she made me.
J
1.21.2004
1.19.2004
Top 10 Movies
Trying to think of my top 15 favorite movies.
They are in no particular order.
Murder By Death - I'm sure you haven't seen it, but it's
great. Use your G&#D@%$ prepositions!!
Fallen - A little slow, but as good as they get.
Death Becomes Her - How all woman should be...dead.
Office Space - The O face, and the stapler, no more needs
to be said.
National Lampoons Christmas Vacation - The sled scene is
enough, but to add to it, that crazy redneck Quaid!
Total Recall - another Quaid, and that chick with three
boobs.
Terminator 2 - My governer rocks!
Lord of the Rings series - Because it's like the book.
The 5th Element - that chick is hot.
The Nightmare Before Christmas - Tim Burton Rocks
Pulp Fiction - Yes, massaging feet is intamate!
Resevoir Dogs - Cause of the man who lives!
The City of Lost Children - I'm sure you haven't seen it,
but killing someone in front of their own eyes, and crazy
twins and brain in a jar...yippie.
That movie that's an indipentdent film about the 5 or so
different taxi drivers all over the world, dont' remember
what it's called, but it's cool.
Monty Python - All of um
This is at least some of my favorites, that I can think of
right now. Let me know if there are ones I'm forgetting or
must see
J
They are in no particular order.
Murder By Death - I'm sure you haven't seen it, but it's
great. Use your G&#D@%$ prepositions!!
Fallen - A little slow, but as good as they get.
Death Becomes Her - How all woman should be...dead.
Office Space - The O face, and the stapler, no more needs
to be said.
National Lampoons Christmas Vacation - The sled scene is
enough, but to add to it, that crazy redneck Quaid!
Total Recall - another Quaid, and that chick with three
boobs.
Terminator 2 - My governer rocks!
Lord of the Rings series - Because it's like the book.
The 5th Element - that chick is hot.
The Nightmare Before Christmas - Tim Burton Rocks
Pulp Fiction - Yes, massaging feet is intamate!
Resevoir Dogs - Cause of the man who lives!
The City of Lost Children - I'm sure you haven't seen it,
but killing someone in front of their own eyes, and crazy
twins and brain in a jar...yippie.
That movie that's an indipentdent film about the 5 or so
different taxi drivers all over the world, dont' remember
what it's called, but it's cool.
Monty Python - All of um
This is at least some of my favorites, that I can think of
right now. Let me know if there are ones I'm forgetting or
must see
J
1.14.2004
Ummm Reply
First of all, Bjorn, if you had the power...things wouldn't
be better, they would be much much more deadly and
frightening.
Second
New Orleans drivers are bad drivers because of pot holes.
They are too busy looking 2 feet in front of the car
looking for potholes, so they don't have the time to "scan
the road ahead" like a good little driver.
All attention is focused on road, not driving.
Thirdly
Ever read a warranty for a CD player with anti skip
protection. Ever notice that they say "void in New
Orleans" cause N.O. roads suck so bad, they know your car
and stereo and everything is bound to break.
J
be better, they would be much much more deadly and
frightening.
Second
New Orleans drivers are bad drivers because of pot holes.
They are too busy looking 2 feet in front of the car
looking for potholes, so they don't have the time to "scan
the road ahead" like a good little driver.
All attention is focused on road, not driving.
Thirdly
Ever read a warranty for a CD player with anti skip
protection. Ever notice that they say "void in New
Orleans" cause N.O. roads suck so bad, they know your car
and stereo and everything is bound to break.
J
1.13.2004
Umm Yeah
so i still am working on the best movies of 2003...have one
more to see tonight before i make my list.
well will some one explain to me why there are so many bad
driver in new orleans? and so many stupid people? Really
what does it take to just pay attention to what you are
doing? i honestly cannot stand this dumb shits that exist
all over this place. The stupid Yat muthafuckas who think
they own the road when really their stupid SUVs take up two
lanes and i jsut want to hurt them all
i really hate the old people who can choose a lane or
bother to go faster than 20 mph. really what does it take
to get rid of their licenses?
if only i had the power. things would be so much better.
- B
more to see tonight before i make my list.
well will some one explain to me why there are so many bad
driver in new orleans? and so many stupid people? Really
what does it take to just pay attention to what you are
doing? i honestly cannot stand this dumb shits that exist
all over this place. The stupid Yat muthafuckas who think
they own the road when really their stupid SUVs take up two
lanes and i jsut want to hurt them all
i really hate the old people who can choose a lane or
bother to go faster than 20 mph. really what does it take
to get rid of their licenses?
if only i had the power. things would be so much better.
- B
1.08.2004
Worst Movies of 2003
yes much like the rest of the world i am making a list. but
instead i am listing the worst movies..i have a list of the
best for another time but the worst are funnier. i tried
my best to be fair but its hard when well so many movies
suck.
so here is my bottome 12 films of the year
12. Cold Mountain - why the raves? because its the movie
you have to like. well translyvania looks nothing like
North Carolina and jude law does the worst sourthen
accent. The only highlight is Renee Zwellwigger (?) cause
well she rules everyone else is lame, the story is
unbelievable. oh natalie portman is still hot though even
with child...but DO NOT SEE THIS FILM...if it gets
nominated for an oscar i'll be upset
11. Identity - ok John cusack so much better than this.
oit was alet down and made little sense. those who wrote
this need to be hurt.
10. Mona Lisa Smile - this movie spelss its own doom. The
cast is hot and everyone should be good except Roberts who
sucks liek always. man she is just bad
9. The Hulk - what the hell is this? this was a bad movie
and who thought that Jennifer Connolly needed to redo the
same part she won an oscar for? i want to kick the people
for this movie
8. Camp - ok independent comedy about a theater camp. even
low expectations were too high. the singing good but it
was cheesy...just bad
7. The Order - dear heath ledger, what the fuck are you
thinking? the plot didn't seem to be there. they missed
soem scenes. too much cut nto enough script? it had
potential since it oculd make fun of catholics but nope.
this was bad.
6. Legally Blond 2 - one hot blond plus one good movie =
sequel. sequel sucks ass. enough said
5. Kangaroo Jack - wh othought this up? who was this
stoned? i didn't have to see this to say its bad. really
i can think up a better move totally wasted, why don't i
have a job?
4. Bad Boys 2 - first film sucks. martin lawrence sucks.
will msith is hit and miss but why make a sequel. this is
just a reckless excuse to blow shit up with out a plot.
thank god i saw it on dvd otherwise i would wnat my money
back...btw who actually saw this film?
3. The matrix films - these are the biggest let downs
ever..even more than the star wars episodes 1 and 2. there
was no plot, all the intellegence of the first one..got
erased. we al lsaw it and we all got pissed off. face
it. these two even make the first one look bad.
2. From Justin to Kelley - ok first american idol, i can
buy stupid ppl need entertianment and kelly clarkson can
sing. another film i don't have to see to see how bad it
was. this was a bad idea fro mthe first though why'd it
have to finish?
1. Gigli - we all knew it would be here. we were waiting
for it so here it is. i really mean this fil is so bad its
not worth renting. but weirdly enough i haven't seen more
than the 15 minutes when i snuck in before another fil mto
catch a glimpse of it...oh god did those 15 miuntes suck.
J.LO/J.HO you are over with. at least afflack made up for
it with Paycheck.
so that's it...Just Married, Maid In Manhatten, Hollywood
Homicide, National Security, and A Guy thing almost made
the lists but then i realized the list just gets too long.
so any suggestions or ideas and comments let me know. enjoy
instead i am listing the worst movies..i have a list of the
best for another time but the worst are funnier. i tried
my best to be fair but its hard when well so many movies
suck.
so here is my bottome 12 films of the year
12. Cold Mountain - why the raves? because its the movie
you have to like. well translyvania looks nothing like
North Carolina and jude law does the worst sourthen
accent. The only highlight is Renee Zwellwigger (?) cause
well she rules everyone else is lame, the story is
unbelievable. oh natalie portman is still hot though even
with child...but DO NOT SEE THIS FILM...if it gets
nominated for an oscar i'll be upset
11. Identity - ok John cusack so much better than this.
oit was alet down and made little sense. those who wrote
this need to be hurt.
10. Mona Lisa Smile - this movie spelss its own doom. The
cast is hot and everyone should be good except Roberts who
sucks liek always. man she is just bad
9. The Hulk - what the hell is this? this was a bad movie
and who thought that Jennifer Connolly needed to redo the
same part she won an oscar for? i want to kick the people
for this movie
8. Camp - ok independent comedy about a theater camp. even
low expectations were too high. the singing good but it
was cheesy...just bad
7. The Order - dear heath ledger, what the fuck are you
thinking? the plot didn't seem to be there. they missed
soem scenes. too much cut nto enough script? it had
potential since it oculd make fun of catholics but nope.
this was bad.
6. Legally Blond 2 - one hot blond plus one good movie =
sequel. sequel sucks ass. enough said
5. Kangaroo Jack - wh othought this up? who was this
stoned? i didn't have to see this to say its bad. really
i can think up a better move totally wasted, why don't i
have a job?
4. Bad Boys 2 - first film sucks. martin lawrence sucks.
will msith is hit and miss but why make a sequel. this is
just a reckless excuse to blow shit up with out a plot.
thank god i saw it on dvd otherwise i would wnat my money
back...btw who actually saw this film?
3. The matrix films - these are the biggest let downs
ever..even more than the star wars episodes 1 and 2. there
was no plot, all the intellegence of the first one..got
erased. we al lsaw it and we all got pissed off. face
it. these two even make the first one look bad.
2. From Justin to Kelley - ok first american idol, i can
buy stupid ppl need entertianment and kelly clarkson can
sing. another film i don't have to see to see how bad it
was. this was a bad idea fro mthe first though why'd it
have to finish?
1. Gigli - we all knew it would be here. we were waiting
for it so here it is. i really mean this fil is so bad its
not worth renting. but weirdly enough i haven't seen more
than the 15 minutes when i snuck in before another fil mto
catch a glimpse of it...oh god did those 15 miuntes suck.
J.LO/J.HO you are over with. at least afflack made up for
it with Paycheck.
so that's it...Just Married, Maid In Manhatten, Hollywood
Homicide, National Security, and A Guy thing almost made
the lists but then i realized the list just gets too long.
so any suggestions or ideas and comments let me know. enjoy
1.06.2004
Flying
Well, everyone generally agree's that flying sucks a nut
any more. All the security that is pointless. Them taking
your toe nail clippers cause you might use them to hi-jack
the plane. Supposed to show up 3 hours early (I never show
more than 30 mins early)
I can go on and on with all the problems. But I can stand
all of them but one.
How come I never get to sit next to any hot single girls?
There we are, waiting to get on the plane, you see the hot
girl across the way, waiting for the same plane, you check
each other out in the corner of your eyes.
They call you onto the plane, they call your seating
section at the same time...oh boy oh boy.
But then, you get on the plane, in a tiny little middle
seat, and smelly hiwaian guy gets the window, and big fat
hairy guy gets the aisle. Then hot single girl is about 5
rows in front of you, sitting next to old death guy, and
overly dressed drama queen mom.
So you get to sit in disconfort starting at the back of the
head of hot girl from 5 rows away.
If they jsut paired people up appropriatly, everyone would
stop complaining about flying, business would double.
Think about it.
Flight delayed, awesome, more time next to hot girl.
Long layover, awesome, lunch with hot girl.
Cramp spaces, awesome, pressed up against hot girl.
Going down in a spiraling, twisted meatal wreck, on fire
plumeting to earth, awesome, quicke with hot girl.
-J
any more. All the security that is pointless. Them taking
your toe nail clippers cause you might use them to hi-jack
the plane. Supposed to show up 3 hours early (I never show
more than 30 mins early)
I can go on and on with all the problems. But I can stand
all of them but one.
How come I never get to sit next to any hot single girls?
There we are, waiting to get on the plane, you see the hot
girl across the way, waiting for the same plane, you check
each other out in the corner of your eyes.
They call you onto the plane, they call your seating
section at the same time...oh boy oh boy.
But then, you get on the plane, in a tiny little middle
seat, and smelly hiwaian guy gets the window, and big fat
hairy guy gets the aisle. Then hot single girl is about 5
rows in front of you, sitting next to old death guy, and
overly dressed drama queen mom.
So you get to sit in disconfort starting at the back of the
head of hot girl from 5 rows away.
If they jsut paired people up appropriatly, everyone would
stop complaining about flying, business would double.
Think about it.
Flight delayed, awesome, more time next to hot girl.
Long layover, awesome, lunch with hot girl.
Cramp spaces, awesome, pressed up against hot girl.
Going down in a spiraling, twisted meatal wreck, on fire
plumeting to earth, awesome, quicke with hot girl.
-J
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