Time

When is it time to give up on someone?

J

Top 10 Movies

Trying to think of my top 15 favorite movies.
They are in no particular order.

Murder By Death - I'm sure you haven't seen it, but it's
great. Use your G&#D@%$ prepositions!!

Fallen - A little slow, but as good as they get.

Death Becomes Her - How all woman should be...dead.

Office Space - The O face, and the stapler, no more needs
to be said.

National Lampoons Christmas Vacation - The sled scene is
enough, but to add to it, that crazy redneck Quaid!

Total Recall - another Quaid, and that chick with three
boobs.

Terminator 2 - My governer rocks!

Lord of the Rings series - Because it's like the book.

The 5th Element - that chick is hot.

The Nightmare Before Christmas - Tim Burton Rocks

Pulp Fiction - Yes, massaging feet is intamate!

Resevoir Dogs - Cause of the man who lives!

The City of Lost Children - I'm sure you haven't seen it,
but killing someone in front of their own eyes, and crazy
twins and brain in a jar...yippie.


That movie that's an indipentdent film about the 5 or so
different taxi drivers all over the world, dont' remember
what it's called, but it's cool.

Monty Python - All of um

This is at least some of my favorites, that I can think of
right now. Let me know if there are ones I'm forgetting or
must see

J

Ummm Reply

First of all, Bjorn, if you had the power...things wouldn't
be better, they would be much much more deadly and
frightening.
Second
New Orleans drivers are bad drivers because of pot holes.
They are too busy looking 2 feet in front of the car
looking for potholes, so they don't have the time to "scan
the road ahead" like a good little driver.
All attention is focused on road, not driving.
Thirdly
Ever read a warranty for a CD player with anti skip
protection. Ever notice that they say "void in New
Orleans" cause N.O. roads suck so bad, they know your car
and stereo and everything is bound to break.

J

Umm Yeah

so i still am working on the best movies of 2003...have one
more to see tonight before i make my list.

well will some one explain to me why there are so many bad
driver in new orleans? and so many stupid people? Really
what does it take to just pay attention to what you are
doing? i honestly cannot stand this dumb shits that exist
all over this place. The stupid Yat muthafuckas who think
they own the road when really their stupid SUVs take up two
lanes and i jsut want to hurt them all

i really hate the old people who can choose a lane or
bother to go faster than 20 mph. really what does it take
to get rid of their licenses?

if only i had the power. things would be so much better.

- B

Worst Movies of 2003

yes much like the rest of the world i am making a list. but
instead i am listing the worst movies..i have a list of the
best for another time but the worst are funnier. i tried
my best to be fair but its hard when well so many movies
suck.

so here is my bottome 12 films of the year

12. Cold Mountain - why the raves? because its the movie
you have to like. well translyvania looks nothing like
North Carolina and jude law does the worst sourthen
accent. The only highlight is Renee Zwellwigger (?) cause
well she rules everyone else is lame, the story is
unbelievable. oh natalie portman is still hot though even
with child...but DO NOT SEE THIS FILM...if it gets
nominated for an oscar i'll be upset

11. Identity - ok John cusack so much better than this.
oit was alet down and made little sense. those who wrote
this need to be hurt.

10. Mona Lisa Smile - this movie spelss its own doom. The
cast is hot and everyone should be good except Roberts who
sucks liek always. man she is just bad

9. The Hulk - what the hell is this? this was a bad movie
and who thought that Jennifer Connolly needed to redo the
same part she won an oscar for? i want to kick the people
for this movie

8. Camp - ok independent comedy about a theater camp. even
low expectations were too high. the singing good but it
was cheesy...just bad

7. The Order - dear heath ledger, what the fuck are you
thinking? the plot didn't seem to be there. they missed
soem scenes. too much cut nto enough script? it had
potential since it oculd make fun of catholics but nope.
this was bad.

6. Legally Blond 2 - one hot blond plus one good movie =
sequel. sequel sucks ass. enough said

5. Kangaroo Jack - wh othought this up? who was this
stoned? i didn't have to see this to say its bad. really
i can think up a better move totally wasted, why don't i
have a job?

4. Bad Boys 2 - first film sucks. martin lawrence sucks.
will msith is hit and miss but why make a sequel. this is
just a reckless excuse to blow shit up with out a plot.
thank god i saw it on dvd otherwise i would wnat my money
back...btw who actually saw this film?

3. The matrix films - these are the biggest let downs
ever..even more than the star wars episodes 1 and 2. there
was no plot, all the intellegence of the first one..got
erased. we al lsaw it and we all got pissed off. face
it. these two even make the first one look bad.

2. From Justin to Kelley - ok first american idol, i can
buy stupid ppl need entertianment and kelly clarkson can
sing. another film i don't have to see to see how bad it
was. this was a bad idea fro mthe first though why'd it
have to finish?

1. Gigli - we all knew it would be here. we were waiting
for it so here it is. i really mean this fil is so bad its
not worth renting. but weirdly enough i haven't seen more
than the 15 minutes when i snuck in before another fil mto
catch a glimpse of it...oh god did those 15 miuntes suck.
J.LO/J.HO you are over with. at least afflack made up for
it with Paycheck.

so that's it...Just Married, Maid In Manhatten, Hollywood
Homicide, National Security, and A Guy thing almost made
the lists but then i realized the list just gets too long.
so any suggestions or ideas and comments let me know. enjoy

Flying

Well, everyone generally agree's that flying sucks a nut
any more. All the security that is pointless. Them taking
your toe nail clippers cause you might use them to hi-jack
the plane. Supposed to show up 3 hours early (I never show
more than 30 mins early)
I can go on and on with all the problems. But I can stand
all of them but one.
How come I never get to sit next to any hot single girls?
There we are, waiting to get on the plane, you see the hot
girl across the way, waiting for the same plane, you check
each other out in the corner of your eyes.
They call you onto the plane, they call your seating
section at the same time...oh boy oh boy.
But then, you get on the plane, in a tiny little middle
seat, and smelly hiwaian guy gets the window, and big fat
hairy guy gets the aisle. Then hot single girl is about 5
rows in front of you, sitting next to old death guy, and
overly dressed drama queen mom.
So you get to sit in disconfort starting at the back of the
head of hot girl from 5 rows away.
If they jsut paired people up appropriatly, everyone would
stop complaining about flying, business would double.
Think about it.
Flight delayed, awesome, more time next to hot girl.
Long layover, awesome, lunch with hot girl.
Cramp spaces, awesome, pressed up against hot girl.
Going down in a spiraling, twisted meatal wreck, on fire
plumeting to earth, awesome, quicke with hot girl.


-J

anyone there

so i highly doubt anyone reads this but here goes. i am
busy just chillin in Minnesota for the holidays...and well
it sucks.

there is no alcohol at hte movie theater, i mean really is
daquiris a luxury or necessity?

I am so bored and there is no entertainment. I got dvd
and can watch them ad naeseum (sp?) but still. what ever
happened to fun i mean really where does it start.

so my boredom is going back into crack


Not EverCrack but Spider Solitare...its card crack

-B

IM v.2.0

yes J. you are a moron. but there are other things i don't
like about im.

first of all...well my parents use it and yes i still put
up "i am getting hammered at such and such..." at 23 i
should be allowed to say who gives a fuck

second of all my siblings might read this and well that
entertains me.

so yeah im sucks my ass.

Is it hardto say...call me i want to chat?
what kind of idiot thinks they can tell you eveything over
im. I am guilty of the song qoute thing but i usually use
one line or something. Mostly its women who put up the
whole fucking song by eve 6 of JT thinking its good when
its shit. Get soem taste in records please. I really want
to be jack black in 'High Fidelity'...yes we have but you
can't own cause you know nothing about music asshole.

so i guess these are my points, based on your ims at this
moment.

1. the away message of two cowsfucking and ones says final
and the other says me...clever but not so much anymore.

2. what happened to the budweiser truck one?

3. Telling the whole world and the one you love that you
love them? erk. just call them and say it or make a ppsycho
webpage aout how great they are.

4. People who say they use im but arre never online. then
yell at you for not calling them or whatever. Hey
fuckedhead use a goddamn phone.

5. people who put politcal crap in their ims. i don't
give a fuck if al gore gives rims jobs or the GW smoked
something. I don't care . i don't care. I don't care.
Fuck Repoublicans till they bleen. Shoot democrats. Ya'll
are ruinging this country.

6. Amanda has great qoutes. Quoting stuff in latin or from
latin is awesome. cause that shit is good.

7. Jeff is a moron. has nothing to do with im but as my
friend i need to state the obvious. though he was right in
his last entry.

8. Fuck you. had to be said

9. I want to suck on your lips
I want to melt in your arms
I want to call you up sometime...
that shit is fucked up and is not cool. leave it out for
the love of God. we don't care if you want to fuck some
guy but please don't make me sick with your shit.

10. I spare no one. Sorry but everyone is fucked so i
mgiht as well qoute everyone right?

11. Telling us that you are at work is good even better
when you are on im at work. saying things like out running
errands, printing shit, being the office whore...etc.
always good to harrass someone at work.

12. Chirstmas and hanauckahd...who ever it spelt. suck.
plese leave christmas songs out of ims. see j's last entry
on im.

13. sleepy train..what is wrong with anyone who puts this
there. can we be more creative or at least straight
forward?

14. i hate stupid people. sorry but i do. if you are
stupid i will tell you. don't fucking care if it hurts
your feeling. and no that dress doesn't make you look fat
but your large ass does.

15. people who use im on their phones. then bitch at you
for messaging them. fuck head its a phone. not a computer
you stupid piece of shit.

16. people who support only a university college they do
not attend. then put it on their im how great fucking LSU
is...ok here's the deal suppport your university and
another one is fine. but to disregard the one you go
to...that's just fucked up.

17. leave your damned intimate details out of away
messages. better yet logoff.

18. Iff you happen to go out of town for a few days, just
log off. that's right stop using this stupid shit. it
won't matter to us or not if you are there. besides does it
need to be 24/7? really does it need to be?

19. people who messages tell us how great some perso nis
because of some instance that we did not see, hear or even
care about. then tellign us the whole fucking thing in the
profile or better yet not telling us anything and the
procedes to get mad at us.

20. If you get mad at me because i stop talking to you on
im its because...guess what, i am doing work so i do that
and not talk to your fat ass. If i am going to ignore you
let me do a good job of it.

so now i am thoughly pissed off. i am going to save some
ideas for a future installment. actually for another rant
of things that pissm e off. like stupid people. people
who think all you can eat is a good idea for nasty mexican
food. and girls who wear those stupid trucker hats
sideways with thongs and velour sweatpants. sweatpants are
for fat people and using around the house. truckers hats
are ok but when at an angle you dumb sluts they are
compeltely fuckign retarded.

thanks for your time any ideas to the 3 people who may read
this. please let us know. if you are one of these people
mentioned above 'fuck you' and kick your own ass cause i
don't care. want me to tell you that to your face? sure
come over shit head

- B

IM Ethics

Instant Messaging, wonderful and horrible at the same time.
The next time I meet a nice girl, which was last week-end,
I AM NOT GOING TO GET OR GIVE A SCREEN NAME. Because once
you have that, all is lost and annoying. You always know
where each other are, you don't talk in person or even on
the phone, you'll just im, and be in weird little im world.
But, you can all assume the rest of this paragraph, so I"m
gonna start a new one.
Things I hate about IM, and away messages.

1. People who use the standard away messages "I'm away
from my computer right now, and am not a creative person,
so maybe I'm jumping off a bridge right now, but you'll
never know because my away message is generic and useless."

2. PEOPLE WHO GET PISSED OFF WHEN I USE ALL CAPS. HEY
NOW, I'M AN ARCHITECTURE DRAWING GUY, I DO ALL MY STUFF IN
CAPS, WHY WHEN I'M HONORING YOU ALREADY BY TALKING TO YOU
SHOULD YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT MY TYPING IN CAPS. NO I AM NOT
YELLING AT YOU ARE MAKING A STRONG POINT, I JUST DON'T FEEL
LIKE HITTING CAPS EVERYTIME I SWITCH WINDOWS.

3. People, who in their away messages, use those little
code things, like %%n that will insert your SN or the time
into their away message. "Hi, JackAss27, you messaged me
at 9:87pm, but I am away from my computer right now. So
leave your name and number JackAss27, and I'll get back to
you sometime after 9:87pm, or whenever I finish playing
with myself"
What really pisses me off about these people, is that they
think it is cool and clever, and oh so neat.

4. People who don't IM, but expect to be IMed. You run
into them in person, and they are like, "Hey, why haven't
you IMed me lately!" Why haven't you ever IMed me ya
selfish bastard!

5. People who get mad at you because you don't respond
because your not at the computer and haven't put up an away
message.
CantTakeaClue27: Hey, what's up.
CantTakeaClue27: Yo, you there.
CantTakeaClue27: Are you mad at me or something?
CantTakeaClue27: Hey, I know your there.
CantTakeaClue27: You don't have up an away message.
CantTakeaClue27: You should put one up if your away.
CantTakeaClue27: Are you there.
CantTakeaClue27: I need to ask you something.
CantTakeaClue27: Fine, be that way jerk.
CantTakeaClue27: I'm gonna poison your coffee.

6. People who use the phrase "Bling the cell yo."

7. People who give exactly where they will be all day.
9am Going to History Class
10am Going to Biology Class
11.30 grabbing lunch with my mom
12.30 going to the book store
12.45 taking a crap
1pm changing my away message to:
3pm, at the gym
5pm studying at the rue
10pm, movie with Tim
12pm, sex with Tim

8. People who IM you and have nothing to say.
BlubberBall: Yo
SexyJeff: hey, what's up.
BlubberBall: Nothing.
10 minutes later
BlubberBall: You still there.
SexyJeff: ya
BlubberBall: Cool

9. People who pretend to be other people. This really
pisses me off, especially if they are pretending to be
someone you are really close with. That is just not cool.
Worse is when they try to get you to admit stuff. So, do
you like that girl Betty (which is me, but you don't know,
hahahahaha).

10. ...It smells like fish in here....

11. People who leave their im on when they go on
vacation. And proclaim it in their away message. Hey,
going to the beach, back thursday." Good, now I know I can
rob your house easily in the next few days. And I'll turn
all the lights you probably left on off too, you earth
killing fiend. Though I do find it fun to see how long
people have been away, buddy has been idle for 4 days and
27 hours...pretty cool to see.

12. People who will only talk intamatly on IM. They tell
you all their problems, and life story, and loves and
hates, but when you see them in person, they don't say a
word to you.

13. When people you don't like come up to you when your in
the coffee shop, and demand you put them on your buddy list
right there. So then they IM you all the time, or if you
never IM them will get all sad and offended and realize you
don't like them, and I get annoyed at people making me feel
bad for not liking them.

14. People who quote poems and songs in their away
messages and profiles. A single line or something isn't
bad "Rock the Casba" but when they put down a whole friggin
peom or long pieca crap that happens to move them at the
moment, that's annoying and non informative.

15. Parents who use IM. I now have to censor all my away
messages, and talk in code because my parents might message
me and see what I'm up to. So no "Hey fuckers, I"m at the
Boot getting plastered, come join in!" must be translated
to "Howdy guys, out enjoying myself at that pizza place
next to campus, stop on by."

I could go on forever...but I think I'll stop for now.
Hope you enjoyed

Message me with what you love or hate, and maybe I'll put
up a list that ya'll made

J

The Hello

The problem with hello.
You walk past someone you know, say "hey", they say "hey,
how are you," you say "good, you" and if there aren't too
far away from you know they hit ya back with fine or good.
Though neither of you probably feel that way.
Hello almost ='s "I"m good"
means nothing, is just an automated greeting response
I could be fuming mad, but still gonna answer, I'm fine,
you?
It's pretty retarted.
Try this for fun, change your half, and watch them continue
with thers
"Hey"
"What's green"
I'm fine, you"
and then the seem a little disoriented, but they will
always still answer with their standard. Everyone's
standard is just a little different, but pretty similar,
and they will always respond with it in a walk by hi.
Try it some time
"Ogaman"
"Good, how about you?"


J

Adam Sucks Part IIII

Ok, adam sucks to much that he wanted to corerct me that he
didn't say "what the niddle mah nizzle," that was just a
typo. He corrected it by saying "what the dizzle mah
nizzle"
So now that that is cleared up....and so so much better...

and by the way, that IIII isn't incorrect, the tradition
method is IV, but that genuine Gucci watch I got on a
street corner in New York uses the more modern IIII

J

Yes, Emma is a Weirdo

Yes, Emma is a weirdo, but that is what makes her cool.
Just like me. That's not what makes Bjorn cool...he's just
scary weird....

J

Emma is a weirdo

So Emma is weird. Her Part is crooked. Her hair is
funny. She also forgets to wear pants. Want a fucking
weirdo

I mean why not just wear pants? she has some seroius
issues. Its like so messed up. Damn i can't talk shit
about emma its hard.

Casey "Emma Sucks"

Kim "She's impoosible to live with."

Emma "I'm the easiet person.....to live with."

Emmma "theres not so much dot dot dots in my speech. i
just siad it."

Its not everyday that i get emma's ass on my arm.


Tony's birthday is today..he wishes he was slut. slutty
tony slutty.

- b

30 days in the hole

Ok so barring any sort of miracle i am going to remember to
write. see nothing funny has happened. yeah i had soem
bad incidents with alcohol on halloween.

here are my thoughts:
This country is going to hell. Everything it was founded
on is lost on the patriot act. The UK, are one supporter,
is afriad of mass violence due to Bush visting them. I
don't blame Bush entirely for anything...Congress has alot
to do with it too. What's next? Where is my Scandinavian
Socialism now?

dating a med student is like setting fire to small
children. too much work and too much fun at the same time.

Most music today sucks. Thank you MTV is the enema that
sucked out taste from the musical world.

Jeff is a whore. Adam is a jew. No one reads this.

Architecture school is full of Shit.

OUt to save the world. One Kick in shins at a
time....unless they deserve a kick in the balls.

B

Adam Sucks Part II

He's a jew. And his hair is curly.

J