We looked good in our suits. I sported the pinstrips while Jason and Tyler sported the more traditional jet black.
No one else knew how good we looked though. But then, it was hard for anyone to see us when hiding in an empty feild, looking for trees close enough to the fence that we might be able to clear the razor wire.I found a good spot. The tree was just close enough to the fence to get over, and there was enough leafs to hide us from the onlookers. I signaled Jason and Tyler over.
A car came around the corner, it's lights shined straight into the field. We dove behind trees. We weren't so worried about the car seeing us, we were more worried about the shadows we might cast on the other side of the fence. We didn't need security onto us.
We stayed low, next to the fence, trying to determine what was actually on the other side. The tiger pit was around somewhere, as well as the giraffes. We weren't sure which this one was. We could see the band in the distance. Sounds like Big Bad Voodoo Daddy. There backs were too us. If we went to high, the crowd would see us over their shoulders. To the left there were a few teens hanging out, trying to get away from the parents.
This looked like a good place to get in. But then again, we don't want any razor wire tearing our suits. Getting in was the easy part, it was mantaining the illusion that would be difficult.
We decided on another approach, the tried and true.
We walked back to the road in the dark, then around the complex. We came to the main entrace. We walked around once, checking security, learning, finding the right one...and then, there it was. The perfect spot.
Tyler and I went first. As we approached the gaurd, Tyler pulled out his phone, called Jason. Tyler gave the report, disguised as an investment banker. We walked right past the guard, we were too important for them to bother.
"We're in," says Tyler over the phone. Jason, Dan and Kim follow. And I must say, it's always nice to have him around for a military escort, just in case things get hairy.
There were hundreds of guests. We were the only ones who didn't fork out several hundred bucks to be there. We walked along the tables, the booths. Tyler took his usual martini, I stuck to the vodka. Well, unless you count the rasberry rum slurpee. Nothing like a bartender in a low top dress serving you exactly what you want.
The elephant had already gone in.
Most people here were animal lovers, or at least pretended to be. We did stand out a little when we ate at the booth serving veal over cheese grits. But that's a meal you can't pass up in the south.
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy left the stage. Bag of Doughnuts replaced them. They were good, in their skirts, helmets and Kiss outfits.
We perused the crowd, looking for what we needed. Later, we stood towards the back, looking. Glancing to the right, I see curves. Hair falling over the shoulders, bulding outward at the chest, tucking nicely back in, then smoothing turning back out. A body that was just a little too pefect. I look over, she bites her lips, I catch the eyes move up and down. A smile and a wink to me and Tyler both. I smile and look away, and feel her still anxiously starting. No time for her now. But she'll find us later, just to say goodnight.
As the band finishes, they find us. A tall women with a flower in her hair walks over.
"You know, it's a crime for you men to still be single here." When a women thinks your that rich, you can't take her back to your place.
The short blonde walks up. The one who put it all together.
"Thakns for the party" I say. Then, we walk off. But not without grabbing a bottle of 2001 Camelot for the road.
J
A little something of whatever we feel like writing. Nothing too serious but then again. we aren't sure what we will do.
5.12.2005
5.06.2005
Lovish Poem
A love is born like a flower
Through a seed
It is nourished and watered
It blooms
Its sweet smell fills the air
It withers
The spring brings new life
It blooms
It is 1,000 times more radiant
Always new
J
Through a seed
It is nourished and watered
It blooms
Its sweet smell fills the air
It withers
The spring brings new life
It blooms
It is 1,000 times more radiant
Always new
J
4.07.2005
Aron 140
It has been a very busy year. I've spent 99% of my time planning a huge conference and finishing my masters thesis. So I hardely ever see anyone.
But the people I miss most are my Aron 140 girls! With all the fun and crazy adventures (many of which are featured in the BJ Happy Hour)
So, sending me love to my Aron 140 girls, miss ya'll!!! Sorry I'm never around. Those of you who read this, spread it to the others.
J
2.23.2005
Insults
My comments to an annoying guy trying to insult everyone and pick fights.
"You seem to be an eternalist with alot of unchecked aggression being generated by your ID. Yearning for attention and a sense of self inflation in order to try and fill your self image which you've created through your superego. By picking fights and getting our attention you are attempting to control others in the room in order to confirm your own existance (especialy because you are afraid of death) This excesive agression is probably steming from your supressed libido which is generating a desire to sleep with your mother in order to obtain a high since of intamacy with the most important women in your life. However, you is unable to do this because I stuffed her last night."
J
"You seem to be an eternalist with alot of unchecked aggression being generated by your ID. Yearning for attention and a sense of self inflation in order to try and fill your self image which you've created through your superego. By picking fights and getting our attention you are attempting to control others in the room in order to confirm your own existance (especialy because you are afraid of death) This excesive agression is probably steming from your supressed libido which is generating a desire to sleep with your mother in order to obtain a high since of intamacy with the most important women in your life. However, you is unable to do this because I stuffed her last night."
J
2.20.2005
P-1002 Robot Aliens
It is quite possible that there are other forms of life out there in the universe. There is the "it's a whole lotta space just for us" theory. and there's also the "God coulda made it all just to prove a point" theory, along with many other equally scientificish theories.
However, for the purposes of this entry..it's somewhat relevant (it being the idea that aliens might exist.)
But let us say they do. It is not likely at all that they are running around in hovering spaceships anal probing hicks and cows. We must think of it like we are aliens. We are aliens to other aliens or creatures from lets say...Melmac. If we were to ever find them, we would probably not be in anal probing hover crafts. It would most like be a probe...but one like the ones we sent to Mars. If they do come to earth, most likely first contact will be in the from of some sort of alien robot that is randomly scouting the universe, just as if one of our probes makes contact out there on Mars. After that...they probably aren't going to take the time to come all the way out here to take the view of most outhouse holes.
But let us take this a step farther. We try to make our robots more and more animal and bug like, because they are better explorers. Try to give them as much intelligence as possible so that they can find there way around and explore on their own without falling down or running in circles. Some most likely they will not have little hovercrafts, but some animal or insect like robot that comes to earth.
And one more step further. Perhaps WE are alien robots!! Aliens sent out "people probes" years ago to study different planets. We are all naturally curious and explorers, and really have a drive to replicate ourselves, and take on the actions that produce replication. I know I could go for some late night replicating action at the moment! Our blood is our oil, our bones our substructure. We compare ourselves to extremely sophisticated computers all the time. And heck, we're even so advanced that we've expanded to other planets in our solar system. Reaching further, and exploring more for out "alien masters." The human mind even gives off tiny electrical signals at all given times. Perhaps we are sending signals back out to our "alien masters." Or perhaps the "anal probes" do happen, and they are done by "probe bots" (seeing as I still stand by the fact that they won't be coming out themselves) And these "probe bots" come to all the human robot inhabited planets, download info from the "port hole" then take it back to Melmac.
I'm thinking this is a pretty good theory. Now to test it with my computer, a usb cable, and some KY. I'll let you know how it goes.
Until then...ponder it....You are just an alien robot.
J
However, for the purposes of this entry..it's somewhat relevant (it being the idea that aliens might exist.)
But let us say they do. It is not likely at all that they are running around in hovering spaceships anal probing hicks and cows. We must think of it like we are aliens. We are aliens to other aliens or creatures from lets say...Melmac. If we were to ever find them, we would probably not be in anal probing hover crafts. It would most like be a probe...but one like the ones we sent to Mars. If they do come to earth, most likely first contact will be in the from of some sort of alien robot that is randomly scouting the universe, just as if one of our probes makes contact out there on Mars. After that...they probably aren't going to take the time to come all the way out here to take the view of most outhouse holes.
But let us take this a step farther. We try to make our robots more and more animal and bug like, because they are better explorers. Try to give them as much intelligence as possible so that they can find there way around and explore on their own without falling down or running in circles. Some most likely they will not have little hovercrafts, but some animal or insect like robot that comes to earth.
And one more step further. Perhaps WE are alien robots!! Aliens sent out "people probes" years ago to study different planets. We are all naturally curious and explorers, and really have a drive to replicate ourselves, and take on the actions that produce replication. I know I could go for some late night replicating action at the moment! Our blood is our oil, our bones our substructure. We compare ourselves to extremely sophisticated computers all the time. And heck, we're even so advanced that we've expanded to other planets in our solar system. Reaching further, and exploring more for out "alien masters." The human mind even gives off tiny electrical signals at all given times. Perhaps we are sending signals back out to our "alien masters." Or perhaps the "anal probes" do happen, and they are done by "probe bots" (seeing as I still stand by the fact that they won't be coming out themselves) And these "probe bots" come to all the human robot inhabited planets, download info from the "port hole" then take it back to Melmac.
I'm thinking this is a pretty good theory. Now to test it with my computer, a usb cable, and some KY. I'll let you know how it goes.
Until then...ponder it....You are just an alien robot.
J
2.04.2005
Pissed Off
I am incredibly pissed off right now. At a girl I should be pissed off at, but never am.
Walking down campus, she walks past, I walk over out of my way with a la de de la la la and a grin. Smile and give the "hi how are you crap" She's running late...I use it as an excuse to get out and go. Puts me in a horribly fowl mood, and I've been in nothing but a wonderful mood for weeks. The fact that I was so happy and nice was half of what put me in the fowl mood.
Seeing her for just one second usually puts me in a wonderful euphoric and fuzzy mood that I just can't shake for days, but today for the first time it pissed me off to no end. Doing some stuff on campus...walking back, there she is again across the street at the street light. She tries to make goofy faces, I try not to look too pissed or look at her at all really. Cross when the light turns, she stays on the other side with a friend, don't know if she's waiting for me to cross, or if she's going somewhere else or something. I cross, she smiles, I look pissed of, give a bit of a grumbled hey and keep walking. I saw a flash of something in her eye when I walked by, I suppose a realization that I was pissed and was just gonna walk by, which I never do. And I always have this stupid goofy grin on when I see her. But not this time.
There has always been a part of me that has loved her, and a part that hated her (or maybe hated the situation) But the love part always took control of everything, and outweighed everything, by far far far. But today for the first time it didn't. The love is hidden away, hurt, abused. It's still there, and still remembered, but it has no hope at all, and sees no light. So in it's shrivled, torn and weak state, the hate wins out. Putting me in the horrible mood I am now in.
Recently wrote her a very brief e-mail, just a "wondering about you, how are things, good I hope?"No response.
They say you shouldn't give up on something you can't go a day without thinking about. But I think there was this day last week when I didn't think about her. Though it may have been a year since she's even really thought about me at all.
Is she afraid of something? Does she just not want anything to do with me (well...obviously she doesn't) Is it fear, hate, apathy? Does she just not care anymore. Did she never care...I don't think that was possible. I could always see in her eyes...that I couldn't possibly want to be anywhere else, or with anyone else, ever (at the moments we were in those brief moments. I remember one time in particular...I can see her eyes then. It was in the eyes. Now....I don't see them, and when I do...I can't read them. They hide from me.
So now...do I give up...which I pretty much have already done. Decided awhile ago to give up. But I haven't really let go. So do I just say screw it and force myself to never think about her again? Do I say, oh well, I'll just remember the good times and forget the rest. Do I give one last call, one last chance. A...look..this changes or it ends now forever (though she never answers the phone or returns my calls...so might not be possible) When I first was going to give up, was just going to leave some flowers on the door, and a little note saying goodbye, unless you don't want me to say goodbye type of thing. Maybe I should still do that. Maybe I should call and yell, or leave a pissed off message saying go to hell.
Walking down campus, she walks past, I walk over out of my way with a la de de la la la and a grin. Smile and give the "hi how are you crap" She's running late...I use it as an excuse to get out and go. Puts me in a horribly fowl mood, and I've been in nothing but a wonderful mood for weeks. The fact that I was so happy and nice was half of what put me in the fowl mood.
Seeing her for just one second usually puts me in a wonderful euphoric and fuzzy mood that I just can't shake for days, but today for the first time it pissed me off to no end. Doing some stuff on campus...walking back, there she is again across the street at the street light. She tries to make goofy faces, I try not to look too pissed or look at her at all really. Cross when the light turns, she stays on the other side with a friend, don't know if she's waiting for me to cross, or if she's going somewhere else or something. I cross, she smiles, I look pissed of, give a bit of a grumbled hey and keep walking. I saw a flash of something in her eye when I walked by, I suppose a realization that I was pissed and was just gonna walk by, which I never do. And I always have this stupid goofy grin on when I see her. But not this time.
There has always been a part of me that has loved her, and a part that hated her (or maybe hated the situation) But the love part always took control of everything, and outweighed everything, by far far far. But today for the first time it didn't. The love is hidden away, hurt, abused. It's still there, and still remembered, but it has no hope at all, and sees no light. So in it's shrivled, torn and weak state, the hate wins out. Putting me in the horrible mood I am now in.
Recently wrote her a very brief e-mail, just a "wondering about you, how are things, good I hope?"No response.
They say you shouldn't give up on something you can't go a day without thinking about. But I think there was this day last week when I didn't think about her. Though it may have been a year since she's even really thought about me at all.
Is she afraid of something? Does she just not want anything to do with me (well...obviously she doesn't) Is it fear, hate, apathy? Does she just not care anymore. Did she never care...I don't think that was possible. I could always see in her eyes...that I couldn't possibly want to be anywhere else, or with anyone else, ever (at the moments we were in those brief moments. I remember one time in particular...I can see her eyes then. It was in the eyes. Now....I don't see them, and when I do...I can't read them. They hide from me.
So now...do I give up...which I pretty much have already done. Decided awhile ago to give up. But I haven't really let go. So do I just say screw it and force myself to never think about her again? Do I say, oh well, I'll just remember the good times and forget the rest. Do I give one last call, one last chance. A...look..this changes or it ends now forever (though she never answers the phone or returns my calls...so might not be possible) When I first was going to give up, was just going to leave some flowers on the door, and a little note saying goodbye, unless you don't want me to say goodbye type of thing. Maybe I should still do that. Maybe I should call and yell, or leave a pissed off message saying go to hell.
The perfect situation...she'd call...say, I want you in my life again. But that's not going to happen. All hope is gone. I do know though that I dont' want to feel such hatred when I see her. I want nothing but love in my heart for her, and nothing but happiness for her. She could probably easily be happy, but won't let herself it seems.
Sigh...what to do.
Maybe I'll just send her a link to this. Or maybe I should just think about how I should really not still be thinking about her. She just has that kinda hold on me. Probably pretty pathetic of me.
Oh well
J
1.20.2005
Phil 1001-01
I think I'm going to start using the BJ Happy hour to record some philosophy types of stuff which I'm thinking and writing. So, this is the first in the series, here we go.
Opposites of Existance.
It is not possible for something to be whatever it is without something that is not what it is. You cannot be hungry if you cannot be not hungry. If we were always hungry, it would just be the state we are, it wouldn't be hunger. There cannot be dark without light. There cannot be heaven without hell. There cannot be our plane of existance without a plane of existance that is not ours. There cannot be self without others.
Socrates states that "I think therefore I am." This makes sence, and establishes a self. For us to have a sence of "self" there must be something that is not our self. That is any other conciousness or precence that is not us.
You know what...I"m gonna come back to this later. The other day when I was laying in bed, and sitting in classes, I really worked out all this theory, and knew where I was going with it, but I seemed to have lost it for the moment. I will have to revisit it later, and first start by better proving the point that nothing can exist without something existing that is not it, or is it's opposition.
J
Opposites of Existance.
It is not possible for something to be whatever it is without something that is not what it is. You cannot be hungry if you cannot be not hungry. If we were always hungry, it would just be the state we are, it wouldn't be hunger. There cannot be dark without light. There cannot be heaven without hell. There cannot be our plane of existance without a plane of existance that is not ours. There cannot be self without others.
Socrates states that "I think therefore I am." This makes sence, and establishes a self. For us to have a sence of "self" there must be something that is not our self. That is any other conciousness or precence that is not us.
You know what...I"m gonna come back to this later. The other day when I was laying in bed, and sitting in classes, I really worked out all this theory, and knew where I was going with it, but I seemed to have lost it for the moment. I will have to revisit it later, and first start by better proving the point that nothing can exist without something existing that is not it, or is it's opposition.
J
1.09.2005
Why?
"Are you hungy?"
"No, why?"
Why...well...that is pretty easy to answer. We know the answer. Someone asks, hey, are you hungry, it basically means "wanna go get some food." So why would we say why?
I am not sure why, I know I ask the why, I just did a moment ago. I believe it is as not to feel rude. Just saying no is great for drugs, but seems rude in conversation. So abrupt...no....and nothing else, seems so empty. So...we ask why to be polite maybe? And also, to get more details. Cause you can't really say, "I'm not really hungry, but what did you have in mind, I am assuming you mean we should go get some food, and maybe you'll suggest something that sounds good and I'll be on board, but I really am not that hungry...so..I dunno.." So therefore the "why" leads into deeper conversation.
But sometimes that why is really neccessary.Lets try an example without the why....
"Are you dead?"
"No"
"Okay, see ya soon."
hmmmm....leaves lots of questions. Now, lets try with the why.
"Are you dead?"
"No, why?"
"Oh, I was just supposed to drop something off, and hadn't seen you around for awhile, so was wondering if you were still alive."
"Okay, come on over."
See....you go from wondering if someone is coming over to kill you, to picking up a ticking package. Why's can help.
Now you might ask, why do I have nothing better to do than write this? The answer is...I do have better things to do, I'm just a procrastinator.
J
"No, why?"
Why...well...that is pretty easy to answer. We know the answer. Someone asks, hey, are you hungry, it basically means "wanna go get some food." So why would we say why?
I am not sure why, I know I ask the why, I just did a moment ago. I believe it is as not to feel rude. Just saying no is great for drugs, but seems rude in conversation. So abrupt...no....and nothing else, seems so empty. So...we ask why to be polite maybe? And also, to get more details. Cause you can't really say, "I'm not really hungry, but what did you have in mind, I am assuming you mean we should go get some food, and maybe you'll suggest something that sounds good and I'll be on board, but I really am not that hungry...so..I dunno.." So therefore the "why" leads into deeper conversation.
But sometimes that why is really neccessary.Lets try an example without the why....
"Are you dead?"
"No"
"Okay, see ya soon."
hmmmm....leaves lots of questions. Now, lets try with the why.
"Are you dead?"
"No, why?"
"Oh, I was just supposed to drop something off, and hadn't seen you around for awhile, so was wondering if you were still alive."
"Okay, come on over."
See....you go from wondering if someone is coming over to kill you, to picking up a ticking package. Why's can help.
Now you might ask, why do I have nothing better to do than write this? The answer is...I do have better things to do, I'm just a procrastinator.
J
1.08.2005
Beer
Ok it Beer O'Clock and anyone who doesn't know that needs to drink beer. Beer is the best form of alcohol. It has the least side effects and there are plenty of ales to try. What stupid Republican, freedom hating, jesus-as-a-weapon weilding assholes doesn't at least like one type of beer.
Speaking of evil republicans who in their right mind wants to limit people's freedoms...don't you want everyone to be able to pursue the american dreams? ...enoungh of that
weird that J talks about ppl falling out of our lives. I thought about one person the other day a ceertain woman in TX who i though i was good friends with and i thought she was smart. then the dumb ass lets a boy decide who she can talk to and such. who does that? she obviously is insecure and this is also the first serious relationship she has had.
what a bitch.
well time to fuckin make a move on yo...
- B
Speaking of evil republicans who in their right mind wants to limit people's freedoms...don't you want everyone to be able to pursue the american dreams? ...enoungh of that
weird that J talks about ppl falling out of our lives. I thought about one person the other day a ceertain woman in TX who i though i was good friends with and i thought she was smart. then the dumb ass lets a boy decide who she can talk to and such. who does that? she obviously is insecure and this is also the first serious relationship she has had.
what a bitch.
well time to fuckin make a move on yo...
- B
Memories
There are many interesting memories associated with this
dern "diary" Many of which are most pleasent, though many
bring back memories of people who don't really exist in my
life anymore.
It is always a shame when someone close drops out of your
life. Would be easy not to if the other person would just
make some kind of simple effort.
Life could be so easy, but people complicate it of the
studpiester or things which they can't explain or justify,
they just do. Perhaps they do it to feel the emotions of
love and pain associated with the trouble they create. It
may be pain, but at least they feel something.
Still gonna try and start updating this thing again,
hopefully most will be more funnier than this though.
Hopefully some people give me some good memories worth
writing in this thing and sharing.
Oh...and super date girl...went crazy again. Here and
there.
-J
dern "diary" Many of which are most pleasent, though many
bring back memories of people who don't really exist in my
life anymore.
It is always a shame when someone close drops out of your
life. Would be easy not to if the other person would just
make some kind of simple effort.
Life could be so easy, but people complicate it of the
studpiester or things which they can't explain or justify,
they just do. Perhaps they do it to feel the emotions of
love and pain associated with the trouble they create. It
may be pain, but at least they feel something.
Still gonna try and start updating this thing again,
hopefully most will be more funnier than this though.
Hopefully some people give me some good memories worth
writing in this thing and sharing.
Oh...and super date girl...went crazy again. Here and
there.
-J
12.20.2004
Sketchy People
Just reading through this thing, and we must not let it
die, it is so awesome and fun!!!
So..an entry.
So, I recently shaved off my sketchy looking beard. So now
I look like a respectable member of society. My hair is
also shaved very short. People call me sir alot more like
this, I finally figured out that is because they think I'm
in the army or something. I found this out when the guy
trying to sell me a camera was, "It's great for things like
shooting short videos to send back from the front lines to
family and lovers"
but ne ways...the point. I'm not as safe now with my clean
cutness. You know those places people don't walk around,
and tell you not to walk around because it's sketcy? I
used to walk around those areas with no fear, cause the
guys in that area would point at me and go "whoa, that guys
sketchy, I shouldn't be in this area." I was the sketchy
guy! Now I'm the prey. Other guys used to be "whoa, I'd
better cross the street before that guy steals my purses
and wallets" now it's, "that guy is pretty, I bet he has
nice things...though he might be a marine."
J
die, it is so awesome and fun!!!
So..an entry.
So, I recently shaved off my sketchy looking beard. So now
I look like a respectable member of society. My hair is
also shaved very short. People call me sir alot more like
this, I finally figured out that is because they think I'm
in the army or something. I found this out when the guy
trying to sell me a camera was, "It's great for things like
shooting short videos to send back from the front lines to
family and lovers"
but ne ways...the point. I'm not as safe now with my clean
cutness. You know those places people don't walk around,
and tell you not to walk around because it's sketcy? I
used to walk around those areas with no fear, cause the
guys in that area would point at me and go "whoa, that guys
sketchy, I shouldn't be in this area." I was the sketchy
guy! Now I'm the prey. Other guys used to be "whoa, I'd
better cross the street before that guy steals my purses
and wallets" now it's, "that guy is pretty, I bet he has
nice things...though he might be a marine."
J
10.26.2004
death
it appears that the BJ happy hour has died..for now. we are saving all the postings and going to put them up somewhere else sometimes...maybe...hopefully...possibly...not sure.
JEFF SUCKS
JEFF SUCKS
8.31.2004
The Comments
Here are comments from the old BJ Happy Hour. ENJOY!
From: LilPimcpess27@aol.com
Timestamp: 2002-12-27 21:55:39 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Oooh...you lie. Cuz I am the shiznat, therefore, I'm the
coolest. LOL
From: snookers@yourmom.com
Timestamp: 2003-02-13 07:38:52 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
I think it can work. I asked your mom. Then again she says
yes to everyone... no wait, thats tylers mom. Nevermind.
-Mystery Man
(hint: begins with A and is jewish :-D)
From: lilbabygee@wideopenwest.com
Timestamp: 2003-01-04 19:08:14 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
ummmm cool cool "perdy" ?? are you like one of those
people from texas that speak with that accent? lol nmb
-Gina
From: ghgh@elvis.com
Timestamp: 2003-01-20 08:47:02 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
bjorn thinks you're nothing but a sex object
From: aberger1@tulane.edu
Timestamp: 2002-10-12 14:47:23 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Bjorn- you are fucking -CRAZY- were you on something when
you wrote this cause it is so funny (and so true) Though i
don't think Connecticut is a shitty state cause i live
there, but there are states that are better.- Ali
From: TEMShotttie@wtf.com
Timestamp: 2002-10-05 07:44:11 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Hey! I'm from Texas!BUT ALABAMA RULES & i'm drunkg
From: likeiwilltellyou@myass.com
Timestamp: 2002-10-18 07:22:20 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
women aren't that bad, i bring logan beers all the time,
let him have the remote & want to get it on 24/7 (it helps
when you have a SUPERHOT boyfriend from bama) besides,
isn't it good that women suck? ;-)
ps. yeah, speaking from 18 years of living there, texas
sucks...
pps. i programed a master budget into my calc for
accounting, but why did i name it "masterbate"?
From: supercapitalist@hotmail.com
Timestamp: 2002-11-03 21:02:12 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
if you ever want to see ROA (Rules of Attraction, not
return on assets, damn finance majors & their screwy wys of
thinking)again, gimme a HOLLA!!!
patrick bateman & his brother are hot as hell
but not hotter than logan and his sexy southern alabama
self...
From: tchuynh@utmb.edu
Timestamp: 2002-10-21 06:03:20 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
You guys, y'all are the weirdest kids I know but I love ya
for it.
The Pot
From: themarketleader@yahoo.com
Timestamp: 2002-11-03 21:17:25 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
you know what's really cool? driving around in a chevy
blazer blasting Mahler and Beethoven. Everytime Logan does
that it completely turns me on. cuz we call know piansts
like Logan are incredibly hot.
~TEMS ho
From: skrutz@mn.rr.com
Timestamp: 2002-11-07 00:04:54 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
you guys are crazy!!!
-Shea
From: bjornisanasshole@aol.com
Timestamp: 2002-11-22 06:49:22 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Fuck PETA, join with me to start PET-P! People for the
ethical treatment of people. or pickle, when she doesn't
shit in your car's driver seat.
From: p@peaches.com
Timestamp: 2002-11-22 06:52:10 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
"its like driving around in a honda with a sound
system blaring country...who the fuck does that"
hey. fuck you.
From: ghgh@elvis.com
Timestamp: 2003-01-20 08:50:09 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
I love you for who you are
I want you so bad I scream when I think of you
Please for the love of all things holy take me out of my
misery and fuck me like there is no tomorrow
OH GOD PLEASE
OH GOD
OH GOD
From: sclark4@tulane.edu
Timestamp: 2003-02-09 07:52:00 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Women are selfish evil bitches. It's that simple. Women
hate other women. Therefore, we use men as pawns to get
back at each other. We try to find more men, hotter men,
richer men than what our friends have. Men are like cars
to women. Men drive fast cars to prove their manliness;
women drive hot men to prove their female power. The key
is to find a woman that has already won the game and has
nothing left to prove, or to find a girl that has hardly
any female friends (hence no need to compete).
~The losingest Female Combatant this side of Taiwan
From: sharpobjectsfly@yourmom.com
Timestamp: 2003-01-19 15:50:33 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
teach me how to molest inanimate objects
~TEMS ho
From: rsymoti@tulane.edu
Timestamp: 2003-02-14 02:55:47 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Re: Valentine's Pole
I think it's great to ask a chick out on a first date on
Valentine's Day. Especially when they're hot and
anonymous.
From: rsymoti@tulane.edu
Timestamp: 2003-02-14 08:43:02 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Word to your mother. Do I have to bring friends too?
From: thenextpicasso01@hotmail.com
Timestamp: 2003-02-09 22:53:15 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
never stop looking--she's out there. Just like there is
the right guy out there for me--just takes patience and
time (yeeep sucks ass but...gotta wait)
From: shawn@rules.you.all
Timestamp: 2003-02-23 18:26:31 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
animaniacs kicks ass.
I've memorized an awful lot of their songs.
From: me@me.com
Timestamp: 2003-04-27 00:49:43 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Hey I took that test too I'm high Histrionic, and low
everything else. YEAH I'm conceited & I go to Tulane
AND Logan is hot... but he's acting weird. GO ME
From: kdsavnas@adfkj.com
Timestamp: 2003-03-17 05:22:39 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
i haven't done this lately, so here's your coke fix:
LOGAN IS SO HOT AND HE"S PREMED. AND HE"S FROM
ALABAMA.
oh wait, tha't s my coke fix. i'm screwed on this PSOM
test tomorrow.
and jeff's girl is hot too.
From: kdshfudsh@gaweh.com
Timestamp: 2003-03-25 07:02:21 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Sorry to break it to ya Jeff, but I already did all that
stuff. Sex on the beach? Check. Whipped cream,
absolutely. And especially astroglide. It's like being in
some sort of sexual slip n slide theme park... You name the
place, we've done it.... everywhere. WHich leads me to
this final thought: OH LOGAN YOU ARE SO MUCH MAN
grossed out yet? ;-)
From: lifegaurd3@aol.com
Timestamp: 2003-03-25 22:55:44 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Logan speaks....
I am hot, yes, i am definitely hot. but there just
ain't enough of this southern ass to go around so right
now, ann gets it all even though chocolate does sound good.
From: mbertra@tulane.edu
Timestamp: 2003-04-15 05:27:16 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
thanks, bjorn, for mentioning me in your entry from
friday. i always appreciate a nice, thoughful
compliment...you know why i did it...
Michelle
From: jbraaten@tulane.edu
Timestamp: 2003-04-28 20:26:02 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
which one of you is that?
jennifer
From: prettypolly123456@hotmail.com
Timestamp: 2004-02-14 13:24:20 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
just to let you know that not ALL womrn are crazy
wierdos!!!! i for one know many, including myself that are
pretty damn normal and nice!
From: mbertra@yahoo.com
Timestamp: 2003-11-13 05:17:17 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
love the structures series...
Michelle
From: mbertrand01@hotmail.com
Timestamp: 2003-09-12 04:23:04 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Who wrote today's entry? (9/12/03) What the hell? What
are you on and where's mine... Hope all is going well at
TSA...
Michelle
From: youngOSUguy@yahoo.com
Timestamp: 2003-12-03 16:26:51 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Hi,
You are completely correct on what you say in this
passage. I know I am guilty of doing this with people at
work. I don't really care anything about them, it is just
the polite thing to do. I ask how they are, they ask how I
am, we both say some generic response (not know what the
answer is) we just keep going on our mary ways. I am going
to have to try your theory of just randomly asking words in
the same manner as a "hello, how are you" statement and see
the kind of responses I get.
And Yes people do read this.
From: bessbonney@netscape.net
Timestamp: 2003-12-29 19:14:32 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Of course I read your online thing silly guys! Another
annoying IM thing: away messages that say "back at 3" or
whatever (discussed in Jeff's message...hmm maybe I should
actually reply to that posting instead of this one). In
any case...There's different time zones!! By saying "back
at 3" do you mean Central time, EST, PST....annoying! You
expect me to figure out what time zone you're in, then
add/subtract hours...forget it. If I want to talk to you
that badly, I'll call. You're either away or not, and
that's it. And that's my say :)
Kim :)
From: sexyanntoy@aol.com
Timestamp: 2003-12-11 18:19:32 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Dude, I HATE it when you're talking on IM to someone
intimately & they've been responding quite quickly the
whole time, when all of a sudden they don't answer for 15
min, then come back to say, "sorry, i was watching tv..."
LOGAN!!!!!
From: supercapitalist@hotmail.com
Timestamp: 2004-03-14 18:21:36 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Valentine's Day is a metaphorical baseball bat that smacks
guys in the head every year. As if to say "Look dumbass, 3
of us have rolled by, it's time to shit or get off the
pot." Without Valentine's day, guys would just date you
for years & years without noticing, until one day they bang
this hot young nurse in triage, then come home to their
faithful girlfriend of 4 years & say "Look honey, it's only
cheating if we're married." I don't know why men don't
want to get married, there's so many tax benefits!
--A
Wow, i actually used my real address this time
From: supercapitalist@youknowwhat.com
Timestamp: 2004-03-14 18:04:00 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
You forgot Wallstreet... the classic of classics. They
should make a sequel with Martha Stewart in it. Honestly,
her show is really helpful for women who don't know how to
be good women to their men... taught me alot.
oh yeah, LOGAN IS A SEXY BITCH!
From: user@aol.com
Timestamp: 2004-03-14 18:11:15 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
I don't care who invented the diamond engagement ring, I
just want one!!! Cmon, I've been waiting 1.5 years for
Logan to propose--i buy him things, cook for him, fold his
laundry & sex him up all the time--one of those Debeers
rings would make me feel a little better... oo & a beer...
they should sell beer to loosen up the men so they buy more
rings & aren't so commitment phobic.
From: nhall1@tulane.edu
Timestamp: 2005-05-04 05:23:19 GMT
In reply to: Aron 140
Message:
I read your posting about Aron 140. I was not expecting to
see our apartment number right there on your
list...wild....i think.
I don't know who receives these emails.
But i'll just say that i was here. and that i'm
representing Aron 140.
so thank you. and something else but i don't know
what...can't use words very well right now.
From: nhall1@tulane.edu
Timestamp: 2005-05-04 05:36:49 GMT
In reply to: Gone
Message:
holy god.
holy god.
From: LilPimcpess27@aol.com
Timestamp: 2002-12-27 21:55:39 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Oooh...you lie. Cuz I am the shiznat, therefore, I'm the
coolest. LOL
From: snookers@yourmom.com
Timestamp: 2003-02-13 07:38:52 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
I think it can work. I asked your mom. Then again she says
yes to everyone... no wait, thats tylers mom. Nevermind.
-Mystery Man
(hint: begins with A and is jewish :-D)
From: lilbabygee@wideopenwest.com
Timestamp: 2003-01-04 19:08:14 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
ummmm cool cool "perdy" ?? are you like one of those
people from texas that speak with that accent? lol nmb
-Gina
From: ghgh@elvis.com
Timestamp: 2003-01-20 08:47:02 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
bjorn thinks you're nothing but a sex object
From: aberger1@tulane.edu
Timestamp: 2002-10-12 14:47:23 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Bjorn- you are fucking -CRAZY- were you on something when
you wrote this cause it is so funny (and so true) Though i
don't think Connecticut is a shitty state cause i live
there, but there are states that are better.- Ali
From: TEMShotttie@wtf.com
Timestamp: 2002-10-05 07:44:11 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Hey! I'm from Texas!BUT ALABAMA RULES & i'm drunkg
From: likeiwilltellyou@myass.com
Timestamp: 2002-10-18 07:22:20 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
women aren't that bad, i bring logan beers all the time,
let him have the remote & want to get it on 24/7 (it helps
when you have a SUPERHOT boyfriend from bama) besides,
isn't it good that women suck? ;-)
ps. yeah, speaking from 18 years of living there, texas
sucks...
pps. i programed a master budget into my calc for
accounting, but why did i name it "masterbate"?
From: supercapitalist@hotmail.com
Timestamp: 2002-11-03 21:02:12 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
if you ever want to see ROA (Rules of Attraction, not
return on assets, damn finance majors & their screwy wys of
thinking)again, gimme a HOLLA!!!
patrick bateman & his brother are hot as hell
but not hotter than logan and his sexy southern alabama
self...
From: tchuynh@utmb.edu
Timestamp: 2002-10-21 06:03:20 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
You guys, y'all are the weirdest kids I know but I love ya
for it.
The Pot
From: themarketleader@yahoo.com
Timestamp: 2002-11-03 21:17:25 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
you know what's really cool? driving around in a chevy
blazer blasting Mahler and Beethoven. Everytime Logan does
that it completely turns me on. cuz we call know piansts
like Logan are incredibly hot.
~TEMS ho
From: skrutz@mn.rr.com
Timestamp: 2002-11-07 00:04:54 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
you guys are crazy!!!
-Shea
From: bjornisanasshole@aol.com
Timestamp: 2002-11-22 06:49:22 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Fuck PETA, join with me to start PET-P! People for the
ethical treatment of people. or pickle, when she doesn't
shit in your car's driver seat.
From: p@peaches.com
Timestamp: 2002-11-22 06:52:10 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
"its like driving around in a honda with a sound
system blaring country...who the fuck does that"
hey. fuck you.
From: ghgh@elvis.com
Timestamp: 2003-01-20 08:50:09 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
I love you for who you are
I want you so bad I scream when I think of you
Please for the love of all things holy take me out of my
misery and fuck me like there is no tomorrow
OH GOD PLEASE
OH GOD
OH GOD
From: sclark4@tulane.edu
Timestamp: 2003-02-09 07:52:00 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Women are selfish evil bitches. It's that simple. Women
hate other women. Therefore, we use men as pawns to get
back at each other. We try to find more men, hotter men,
richer men than what our friends have. Men are like cars
to women. Men drive fast cars to prove their manliness;
women drive hot men to prove their female power. The key
is to find a woman that has already won the game and has
nothing left to prove, or to find a girl that has hardly
any female friends (hence no need to compete).
~The losingest Female Combatant this side of Taiwan
From: sharpobjectsfly@yourmom.com
Timestamp: 2003-01-19 15:50:33 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
teach me how to molest inanimate objects
~TEMS ho
From: rsymoti@tulane.edu
Timestamp: 2003-02-14 02:55:47 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Re: Valentine's Pole
I think it's great to ask a chick out on a first date on
Valentine's Day. Especially when they're hot and
anonymous.
From: rsymoti@tulane.edu
Timestamp: 2003-02-14 08:43:02 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Word to your mother. Do I have to bring friends too?
From: thenextpicasso01@hotmail.com
Timestamp: 2003-02-09 22:53:15 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
never stop looking--she's out there. Just like there is
the right guy out there for me--just takes patience and
time (yeeep sucks ass but...gotta wait)
From: shawn@rules.you.all
Timestamp: 2003-02-23 18:26:31 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
animaniacs kicks ass.
I've memorized an awful lot of their songs.
From: me@me.com
Timestamp: 2003-04-27 00:49:43 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Hey I took that test too I'm high Histrionic, and low
everything else. YEAH I'm conceited & I go to Tulane
AND Logan is hot... but he's acting weird. GO ME
From: kdsavnas@adfkj.com
Timestamp: 2003-03-17 05:22:39 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
i haven't done this lately, so here's your coke fix:
LOGAN IS SO HOT AND HE"S PREMED. AND HE"S FROM
ALABAMA.
oh wait, tha't s my coke fix. i'm screwed on this PSOM
test tomorrow.
and jeff's girl is hot too.
From: kdshfudsh@gaweh.com
Timestamp: 2003-03-25 07:02:21 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Sorry to break it to ya Jeff, but I already did all that
stuff. Sex on the beach? Check. Whipped cream,
absolutely. And especially astroglide. It's like being in
some sort of sexual slip n slide theme park... You name the
place, we've done it.... everywhere. WHich leads me to
this final thought: OH LOGAN YOU ARE SO MUCH MAN
grossed out yet? ;-)
From: lifegaurd3@aol.com
Timestamp: 2003-03-25 22:55:44 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Logan speaks....
I am hot, yes, i am definitely hot. but there just
ain't enough of this southern ass to go around so right
now, ann gets it all even though chocolate does sound good.
From: mbertra@tulane.edu
Timestamp: 2003-04-15 05:27:16 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
thanks, bjorn, for mentioning me in your entry from
friday. i always appreciate a nice, thoughful
compliment...you know why i did it...
Michelle
From: jbraaten@tulane.edu
Timestamp: 2003-04-28 20:26:02 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
which one of you is that?
jennifer
From: prettypolly123456@hotmail.com
Timestamp: 2004-02-14 13:24:20 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
just to let you know that not ALL womrn are crazy
wierdos!!!! i for one know many, including myself that are
pretty damn normal and nice!
From: mbertra@yahoo.com
Timestamp: 2003-11-13 05:17:17 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
love the structures series...
Michelle
From: mbertrand01@hotmail.com
Timestamp: 2003-09-12 04:23:04 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Who wrote today's entry? (9/12/03) What the hell? What
are you on and where's mine... Hope all is going well at
TSA...
Michelle
From: youngOSUguy@yahoo.com
Timestamp: 2003-12-03 16:26:51 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Hi,
You are completely correct on what you say in this
passage. I know I am guilty of doing this with people at
work. I don't really care anything about them, it is just
the polite thing to do. I ask how they are, they ask how I
am, we both say some generic response (not know what the
answer is) we just keep going on our mary ways. I am going
to have to try your theory of just randomly asking words in
the same manner as a "hello, how are you" statement and see
the kind of responses I get.
And Yes people do read this.
From: bessbonney@netscape.net
Timestamp: 2003-12-29 19:14:32 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Of course I read your online thing silly guys! Another
annoying IM thing: away messages that say "back at 3" or
whatever (discussed in Jeff's message...hmm maybe I should
actually reply to that posting instead of this one). In
any case...There's different time zones!! By saying "back
at 3" do you mean Central time, EST, PST....annoying! You
expect me to figure out what time zone you're in, then
add/subtract hours...forget it. If I want to talk to you
that badly, I'll call. You're either away or not, and
that's it. And that's my say :)
Kim :)
From: sexyanntoy@aol.com
Timestamp: 2003-12-11 18:19:32 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Dude, I HATE it when you're talking on IM to someone
intimately & they've been responding quite quickly the
whole time, when all of a sudden they don't answer for 15
min, then come back to say, "sorry, i was watching tv..."
LOGAN!!!!!
From: supercapitalist@hotmail.com
Timestamp: 2004-03-14 18:21:36 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
Valentine's Day is a metaphorical baseball bat that smacks
guys in the head every year. As if to say "Look dumbass, 3
of us have rolled by, it's time to shit or get off the
pot." Without Valentine's day, guys would just date you
for years & years without noticing, until one day they bang
this hot young nurse in triage, then come home to their
faithful girlfriend of 4 years & say "Look honey, it's only
cheating if we're married." I don't know why men don't
want to get married, there's so many tax benefits!
--A
Wow, i actually used my real address this time
From: supercapitalist@youknowwhat.com
Timestamp: 2004-03-14 18:04:00 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
You forgot Wallstreet... the classic of classics. They
should make a sequel with Martha Stewart in it. Honestly,
her show is really helpful for women who don't know how to
be good women to their men... taught me alot.
oh yeah, LOGAN IS A SEXY BITCH!
From: user@aol.com
Timestamp: 2004-03-14 18:11:15 GMT
In reply to:
Message:
I don't care who invented the diamond engagement ring, I
just want one!!! Cmon, I've been waiting 1.5 years for
Logan to propose--i buy him things, cook for him, fold his
laundry & sex him up all the time--one of those Debeers
rings would make me feel a little better... oo & a beer...
they should sell beer to loosen up the men so they buy more
rings & aren't so commitment phobic.
From: nhall1@tulane.edu
Timestamp: 2005-05-04 05:23:19 GMT
In reply to: Aron 140
Message:
I read your posting about Aron 140. I was not expecting to
see our apartment number right there on your
list...wild....i think.
I don't know who receives these emails.
But i'll just say that i was here. and that i'm
representing Aron 140.
so thank you. and something else but i don't know
what...can't use words very well right now.
From: nhall1@tulane.edu
Timestamp: 2005-05-04 05:36:49 GMT
In reply to: Gone
Message:
holy god.
holy god.
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