funny qoute

So watching tv and Half Baked comes on. i laughed my ass off. literally. I am still looking for it.

so in the spirit of funny shit here is a few quotes that i keeled over and wish i had written.

Brian: "First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow."
Thurgood: "You know uh, I never thought I'd say this to anybody, but you two smoke entirely too much reefer."

Brian: "Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Dasz ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons."
Kenny: "That's it?"
Thurgood: "Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy."

Scarface: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!"

Been awhile

ok so here's the deal. Assemble yourself furniture is good. Really it is. Except for one thing.

Those freaking holes are never exactly right nor do they actually fit the screws HALF the time they are supposed to. No i am not putting it together wrong. Still its annoying that you have to hurt your hand assembling it because if you use a drill, it fucks it up. WTF?? Why can't things be easy and work the way the say to. In the last freakin few months i have assembled a bit of furniture. Some easy (some like the Ikea bed was bitch), but still why do all things have to have a bit of racking in them. How good are they if they lean a little bit no matter how tight i make them. Damn it. I NEED CROSSBRACING.

see i learned something from structures. fuck. i can't believe i did.


and just for Jim

Fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck shit cunt goddman stupid piece of shit cell phone.

Recovery

Sorry for the long recovery time. Restarting one's life is a pain and nuts. enjoy the link to one of the funniest architecture sites i have seen. I am going to start doign more architecture and pop culture critiques instead of usual angry rants. Those rants will still exist but since J doesn't care maybe i should invite other to join in? what do you think?

No one reads this but they will.

click the title to a cool architecture link