so yeah happy holidays and good luck on something or other. I feel the need to express my greatest ideas. I am the coolest person on earth. yep i am. beg to differ?? well then think aobut how you can qualify being cool and we will discuss it.

so christmas is a long holiday..not bad just long. My football team won on christmas day.so since its the holidays and nothing has happened. this is boring.

so enjoy this boring ramblings and move on. write ya'll in january...maybe things won't suck then



things that you can kill

so driving around the wild midwest on my way home this week has tought me something...that this country is boring. between the gulf of mexico and canada is nothing..absolutely nothing. Yes that's right nothign...there is nothing.

i also think that i am going to banter on about nothign for awhile just to see what happens. i like to write about nothing cause thens its ten times more entertaining. you never know what i might say like jews suck or that catholics are whores. also jeff can't type or spell but then neither cna i. who gives a fuck. see when these commericals ned i will stop typing and then i can prove the jews can't be palladins..wait that's south park

so yeah let's just see what happens when bjorn is unleashed on the world..things will be great

commercials are over have a good week


To Chage or to Die

I swear on this day that I will one day end civilization in
every way that we know it, and take humanity (if we can
even call it that anymore) into something you can never
even dream of. And because you can't dream of it is why I
must take us there, and no one else will.

Well...maybe someone else will...that would be cool, cause
I'm already too busy.

and ya...I'm crazy, just don't tell myself.

I wrote this a long time ago...last year...enjoy

JEFF: "That's the awesomist shirt."

DAN: "Is awesomist even a word?"

JEFF: "Did I just say it..did I..did I?"

DAN: ...(That means he's just staring at me.)

JEFF: "If I did, which I did, then it's a word."

Dan's a whore, who bitches on his website about all
that's wrong with the world, and now I'm going to bitch at
him, and all those like him, who like to correct my grammar.

If I say a word like "awesomist," there is bound to
be some person trying to impress themselves by asking a
stupid question, like: "Is that a real word?" If it wasn't
real, how could I possibly say it? Just as bad
is: "Shouldn't that be most awesome?" What are you, the
grammar police, trying to keep me from embarrassing myself?
You obviously understood me, so why waste my time arguing
about weather (or why I use that weather rather than this
whether (Dan complained about this)) it should
be "awesomist" or "more awesome"? As a side note, things
like ugly, uglier, and ugliest all come from Germanic
origins, and according to the Germans, I should be able to
say fun phrases like ugliester without any regrets. But we
changed things because we like it better being "more ugly
than thou" rather than ugliesterester. The whole point of
language and speaking is to communicate. Is there some
magical little grammar power that confuses us when someone
uses "my" instead of "me," which prevents us from
understanding what we're all saying. Or perhaps it's a
catholic priest who's behind it all. Those dirty Catholics
are what's wrong with the world today. But back to the

If I say something to you like, "You're a
flibbertigibbet!"..90% of the English speaking world isn't
going to understand that, although it's a perfectly legit
word, look it up if you have no life. And if you do know
what it means, then, well, go feel special and touch
yourself, you're the 10%. But if I call you a jerkmuffin,
or whore-faget, though not grammatically correct, you get
the idea.

And what's with that stupid Microsoft Word,
underlining half of this text with it's (including that
it's) little squiggly red line. Back off you piece of Micro-

So when I call you a, "boogerific craptist who's
dirtyister than alls" (now Dan just asked if I meant to use
alls..of course I did you bitch, this whole article is
about using words like that) us, just punch me in the face
rather than commenting on my bad grammar. Now I'm going to
go yell at Dan more and make pointless comments.

Oh, and "Vaginasaurusrex" is an acceptable word too.

"I know I'm insane, I just don't know what doctor to see
about it."


About my spelling

Who cares if it's wrong, you get the point. If you
disagree with me on anything I say, just laugh and say ha,
that studip idiot mispelled stupid. It will make you feel
good, and make it easier for you to ignore what I say...
on that note. ...I'm gonna post an article I wrote awhile
ago on dans web page...brb.


F@#$ the system.

F#$% the system, "the system ain't no good"

Ya, so, the students of Tuland want something, the
university makes sure they don't get it.
The other day, 1,000 student petetion, and lots of students
go to meeting to vote for RTA bus pass...great idea...oh
ya, it's turned down. Of chorse, it would make my life and
everyone else's life on campus so much better, lets not do
And lets not ask the students, who are payg some $30,000+ a
year to go here. And why is that again?
From the architecture building...
We're one of the top 10 architecture schools in the
nation..yet we have no money, bad computer labs, no student
supplies, (though new descent studios in which TSA had to
raise half the money, and Tulane would give them the other
1.5 million, which doesn't even get the building up to
code) Yet the spend major moola on the buisness school,
which in comparison around the nation sucks ass. ya, I
understand that the B-school graduates donate alot of
money, but come on, not all the money. And do they really
donate enough to justify tearing down historic buildings
like the observitory (which by the way, they were supposed
to preserve the dome of but didn't, cause that would slow
down wrecking) Ya, and that was the week the A-School had
some famos architects from world wide visiting us (all
student organized of chorse), very imbarassing for the
Then the provost...ya great guy, I wanna make my name, so
I'm gonna deny the A-School and Art school from working
together (which they want to do) to help both programs.
Cause no, it's a big decission, I'll make it what I want,
and to make sure that's clear, I'll make it what everyone
else doesn't want. And while I'm at it, I'll close the
vilages, which was one of the few campus programs that
worked (and quit your bitching about them getting the
better dorms, they earn it for getting their rear ends
involved in something other than sex and drugs)
I hate the system, I hate those in it.
And not just the school, all those in the world too. I
just had to pay 200 bucks to AT$T for their mistakes, ya, I
have that kinda money around, I don't have those three jobs
to eat, they are for my whore money, I can give up a bitch
and just sleep with one tonight (by the way...according to
a quiz, I'm Lawrence from Office Space, and would do two
girls if I had a million dollars, and Zidler from
Moulin..Moulon..Mouilon..dannit, Moulin Rouge, cause I'm
the friggin MAN!, though I can't spell.
Ne ways...back to the man...speaking of which.
So lets take Bush, and Gore, and Osama....all idiots, all
doing stupid stuff.
The whole world is based off stupid people trying to
counteract other stupid people. WWI, all about pride.
WWII all about hate. What will WWIII be, all about others
hating our pride?
We are not the greatest country in the world
We are not the freest contry in the world
We are a great country, and I love America, and Don't want
to live in any other (untill I take over the world...I'll
live in whatever country that is, or state...probably the
state of insanity) But seriously, we are just a country
trying to do our best at what is right, so are other
countries out there.
It's like religious intolerance. I'm christian (America)
so lets kill Jews (wherever, China)
It's all pitting your beliefs against someone elses.
Ultimatly that's what life comes down to.
Everything is a war, you pick your side and kill to keep it
sound, or else your not a good little American, or Muslum,
or student, or Faget.
Let go of the battle.
Just do what's right.
Not what you think is right.
Just do the right thing.
Don't know what the right thing is? Well, step back for a
second and figure it out. Ask someone else, don't just
pick a side to pick it.
Don't pick a side at all.
Most problems come from asses like Osama and Bush who just
pick their side and fight for it.
Any mass is studip. Only an individual has any
intellegence, and only when not standing for something.
Get in an argument with a really good friend who you think
is really really smart, and who you respect. Find
something you disagree on and find out how stupid you soon
become, to each other and in reality. Remember, when your
sitting there thinking he's an idiot, he's sitting there
thinking the same.
And yes he, I use the word he, instead of they, cause I'm
not politically correct, ask me to be and I'll become a
stupid male pig who picks a side and bitch slaps you till
you see it.
F#$% the system.
F5^& those who follow it
F@#$ those who break from it
F@#$ those who love it
F#$% those who hate it.
F@#$ those who love puppies more than people
F#$% that person who cries at the movies cause that cute
dog died in the scence were over 20,000 people die, cause
that dog was just so cute.

Fuck it all
Fuck you all
and yay for the simpsons, but Fuck them too.




Bjorn...I don't know what that was.

But hey, I gotta dollar, I gotta dollar, I gotta dollar hey
hey hey hey

Actually, I don't. So feel free to give me a dollar so I
can eat and not die from not eating.

Man it's cold in here, I should turn off the fan.

Uh oh, Bjorn is here.


so yeah

alright got this link off of a friend's im

so i thought i would put its results for Jeff and I...enjoy
bjorn is best" by zelda
bjorn is aa vikingbjorn is cool
bjorn is also wanted in santa cruz county on five counts of child molestation
bjorn is charged with molesting three young girls in santa cruz county and two in los gatos
bjorn is best
bjorn is the best carrier by nolae
bjorn is worth every penny
bjorn is like the wayne gretzkey of hockey
bjorn is a legend but josh rips too you
bjorn is aware of the determination and hard work that goes into winning championship titles across all disciplines and his path to
bjorn is always pushing himself and his equipment that little bit further
bjorn is een figuur die er geen gras over laat groeien
bjorn is a composer to be watched
bjorn is a marvelous composer and musician
bjorn is my hero
bjorn is still working for team 17
bjorn is a threebjorn is a true artist and so very talented
bjorn is a master
bjorn is 27" tall
bjorn is far more comfortable on your back
bjorn is the ultimate carrier
bjorn is seeking a second bmw crown after winning in munich in 2000
bjorn isn't the oddborne featured on tuesday's programbjorn is expected to confirm his withdrawal from the $5 million event
bjorn is als 17 jarige begonnen als knecht bij geert fokkens te beilen
bjorn is currently in veterinary school at the university of pennsylvania
bjorn is a two story log cabinbjorn is no 1
bjorn is dun lookin' silregnbjorn is a statistician
bjorn is chasing the record see http
bjorn is easy to follow though his moves are pretty advanced
bjorn is the founder of www
bjorn is going for speed
bjorn is never quite sure because he has such trouble keeping track of the mundane concepts of space and time
bjorn is on his way to the top 2001
bjorn is currently the captain of monistary
bjorn is determined to improve his standing on the world and
bjorn is half norwegian and spent 8 years near the arctic circle in norway
bjorn is the inventor of the hilbert engine tm and its associated technology
bjorn is offering all of his idc candidates withbjorn is that not only in the sense of skill but probably size too
bjorn is a super doubles player
bjorn is a great person to work with
bjorn is equally skilled interpersonally
bjorn is a very common name in all the scandinavian countries and incidentally means the animal bear
bjorn is a psychiatrist working in stockholm
bjorn is no prima donna directorbjorn is also one of java's biggest supporters when it comes to wireless development
bjorn is 22
bjorn is originally from safford
bjorn is nearing the end of his career and since his young apprentice
bjorn is distractedbjorn is a great gift and well worth the money
bjorn is definitely worth the money
bjorn is a 2000 graduate of polkemsskelan school in gavle
bjorn is now a real chase
bjorn is exciting and bombastic enough to capture the listener's attention with
bjorn is just one stroke off the lead in fourth while germany's bernhard langer lies in fifth at 11 underbjorn is lurking dangerously in second and has had two very good rounds
bjorn is a student and loves to study dinosaurs
bjorn is definitely a winnerbjorn is a composer of sci
bjorn is a graduate student in the master of theological studies program at harvard divinity school
bjorn is a great director
bjorn is very approachablebjorn is na lang wachten nu eindelijk bij ons in huis komen wonen
bjorn is a professor of sociology at the university of michigan dearborn and has authored several articles and publications in the field of jazz
bjorn is now 46 years old and left the master tennis circuit last year
bjorn is connected to the following things
bjorn is very sporty
bjorn is
bjorn is a fellow diver/photographer and tells an amusing story about how expensive his first underwater picture was
bjorn is saying because the characters are all based on his face and his body
bjorn is the god of battle and is worshipped by soldiers and mercenaries
bjorn is the ultimate frontpack
bjorn is his humility
bjorn is set to use next week's lancome trophy here for his final
bjorn is currently working on his third cd and doing remixes for various artists
bjorn is a norwegian composer of prog
bjorn is nu 11 jaar en gaat na de vakantie naar groep 8 hij vind dit best wel spannend
bjorn is on a mission to push the sport into the future
bjorn is an extremely good
bjorn is the 87

for Jeff

jeff is optimal for
jeff is your nurse
jeff is 2xtreme*~
jeff is the business manager for motorola computer group’s
jeff is here to pump you up
jeff is here
jeff is student of the year
jeff is
jeff is an award winning humorous speaker
jeff is back
jeff is born
jeff is making my life easier
jeff is a
jeff is playing & leave him a message
jeff is a god
jeff is playing currently
jeff is lost
jeff is crazy
jeff is bad
jeff is seriously bummed
jeff is beautiful
jeff is a fag
jeff is the drummer
jeff is the man
jeff is always ready for picturesjeff is playing?
jeff is undeterred
jeff is the innocent one that is graceful in both
jeff is married
jeff is 50
jeff is a hs god
jeff is optimal for processors" "our hardware java processor is optimized to support jeff
jeff is a file format specification which allows storing
jeff is so sweet
jeff is all that by bigchuck july 21
jeff is student of the year a carlisle man has been voted student of the year by his college
jeff is the sexiest man
jeff is oh shit
jeff is working it
jeff is bringing down the house
jeff is in a movie
jeff is neat
jeff is god
jeff is lost by
jeff is the best character
jeff is so fine and so mine posted by danyelle mycroft on november 15
jeff is bad created by bryan
jeff is developing a series of books that explore the natural history of endangered species and the threatened ecosystems they inhabit
jeff is a thirty
jeff is recognized as the father of what is commonly referred to as "the modern techniques of shooting
jeff is a speaker
jeff is from california
jeff is moving
jeff is da man
jeff is the man*
jeff is an active republican serving as the woodbridge district chairman for the prince william county republican committee
jeff is an eight
jeff is a cheater and is gay
jeff is the greatest
jeff is featuring at this time
jeff is known for his creativity having worked on the development of a major cad system and one of the first pc based point of purchase systems
jeff is victim of someone's big mouth
jeff is the core release manager for the tcl language
jeff is currently doing phd research in the field of contemporary somatic psychotherapy at latrobe university
jeff is a very skilled craftsman and rod builder
jeff is like at 09
jeff is available for select speaking engagements
jeff is hot
jeff is undeterred darrall cutting 27/05/2002
jeff is my significant other
jeff is currently on a seven month international tour basing himself in the usa
jeff is editor at large for guns & ammo magazine
jeff is a contributing editor for the instrumentalist
jeff is a graduate of hinkely high school and later a graduate of the colorado institute of art with a music/video business degree
jeff is a road enthusiast
jeff is also a staple on shows such as "the tonight show
jeff is ready to perform at your venue
jeff is versatile
jeff is the exclusive relocation broker for cendant mobility services
jeff is the innocent one that is graceful in both his moves and his writing
jeff is weak against fire
jeff is a member of the eastman jazz trio with harold danko and rich thompson
jeff is a graduate of university of kentucky college of law where he served on the staff of the kentucky law journal and was order of the coif

Editor's Note: Alcohol and boredom resulted in this extremely dumb and pointless post. Please jsut deal and read another one.


another freakin great time


ok so that might be the best quote of the week..that could be put up here with out having to explain or embarrass others.

so like nothing to say except the following rules have been passed down for a reason.

3 Day Rule
3 Date Rule
3 Month Rule

other than that..any hot single girls jsut let me know. other wise time for thanks giving is around

oh yeah and to quote Rob "The only good kind of Jews is Orange Jews" yeah that is the funniest and dumbest thign ever said...no wait i got better



short stuff

so here's a short thought


i mean think about it. it is the shortest thought you can have plus it fills the time between thinking of sex, boobs,...(blank), deep thoughts about life, then repeat.

so there.

boobs are great

girls are hot..but sometimes uncool

homestarrunner.com is funny

and it is a short word




Shea agree's with me on the 3 day rule!!!
"i'm with you definately"
see, complete truth the the 3 day rule is complete crap.
Shea, you rock my world you....well..your not a country
girl, but you still rock


funny people

people entertian me. like this girl she keeps talking about how HOT Logan is...well we know he is. no need to rub it in our face but then she'sa b-school student who has nothign better to do.

i am constatly amused at the lengths people will go through for anything. as if cutting in line is going to make yo ua better person. really does that make it go faster. i am not going to use name calling like PETA...they are nuts its okay we understand. animal sex does that to a person.

but then so does heavy drugs. why aren't there any new and improved heavy drugs. the 70s had coke that then became Crack..like we needed it any worse. not only get high but die too...sounds like fun

see what we need is more coffee drinkers and meat eater and less vegans. vegans serve no purpose. really think about it...they eat what farm animals do...even farm animals won't eat tofu...that's just gross. also who came up wit hthe tofu idea really...who thoguht it woudl be good to create a mystery substance like that.

also kool aid is crack for children. really sugar water..so good.

anyways we have access to a video camera now just wait and learn what happens next.

oh yeah random though of the moment:
why do all sorority girls always put their phones on vibrate permentantly? it doesn 't seem like a good idea to do it because it feels good but then put it in your purse!



3 day rule

I just met a girl this week-end...I'll call her today cause
it's been 3 days....
Take that you losers.
Uh-oh, I'm like PETA, resorted to name calling


so i thought i would write this to just say 'I am not angry' just irrated..but what's more important.

You know what's great...Cheese, yes it tastes great and can make anything better. think aobut it. how often does adding cheese to things make it better but what are leftovers for? adding cheese to and making it better

Also the following people are hot
Janet Jackson, ALicia Keys, Gwen Stefani, Cameron Diaz, Tiffany Amber Thieson, Gwenyth Paltrow, Nicole Kidman...ok that's it for now

also girls are better for drinking with than dating..that's too much work. but eveyone can drink



The Ring




Bjorn doesn't know what he's talking about.
Ya'll all know that, therefore:
3 day rule is bad, waiting for rings is the sign of a loser.

Don't we have enough rules to follow without making up
stupid ones to drive ourselves crazy over.


Jeff is dumb

ok so here is how the 3 day works..if used not by an idiot.

Meet girl, get number...now that you have it if you cal ltoo soon then you look desperate...for that see jeff's comments. see if you don't wait properly than you end with her. go to her place, get on a train end up in texas...GOD HATES TEXAS. (Jeff flosses his teeth with a string fro mhis shrit..how gross).

You all know that texas sucks and being awith a girl there means one thing..she's from there . no one wants to go to texas. so not using the tried and true 3 day rule is stupid. its like driving around in a honda with a sound system blaring country...who the fuck does that

Honestly sound systems are meant to blare rap, hip hop, techno/electronica, and good rock/hard rock. White Zombie should be played loud, Korn shouldn't, Britney and the boy bands shouldn't either...those ppl should be pulled over and shot. why doesn't the sniper come here and shoot ppl who listen to pop music at a level that is really unpleasent. see all this happens with not using the 3 day rule.

now waiting for the 2nd ring is a good thing. that way it is not a false call. "Rosa Parks" by Outkast is a great song. I mena why doesn't outakst put out a ton of great hip hop albums... i mean they are the best out there..unless the beasties decided to release an album ...but they are too buddist now....whatever

see more girls need to read this and know that i am great catch. HIPPIES SUCK ASS. I am the perfect person if you subtract my flaws. but whatever sublimanial messages are so much fun. we need more propaganda. Also who buys Oasis.. i mena really you have to be pretty fucked up and dumb to think that is good. i mean that shit is awful. worst band ever...they are followed by BUSH. The UK puts out great groups like The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Radiohead, Travis, COldplay and many others but why do these two have to exist. OASIS SUCKS ASS AND ONLY MORONS BUY THEIR SHIT.

well i am off to further exploit migrant workers and jews...no wait that's jeff.I am going to watch south park and learn how to offend ppl properly.
- B


A comment on Bjorns last things. First, yay for him for 3
girls, he's getting a lot more booty than I am.
2nd....The three day rule, how stupid is that.
My last experience with that...as getting a hot french
girls number, she says, make sure you call...I look her up
and down and say, "oh ya, I will, but of chorse in a few
days, cause that's the rule." We never get ahold of each
other, play phone tag, I make a point to lose the number...

That really had nothing to do with the point I want to
make, maybe it does in Karma though.

The 3 day rule, or any such rule is stupid. Along with the
2 ring rule. If the phone rings, just pick it up, don't
wait for it to ring a few times so you don't seem like the
looser you are, sitting over the phone waiting for it to
ring. I pick up before the first ring ends, it's just
easier that way.
Ne ways...back to the three day rule. Why should you wait
that long to call if you like her. And why should you be
the one to call, why can't she. I actually give my number
more often then get. If a girl tries to give me her
number, I just give her mine, that way I don't have to
stress it, she can, and if she wants me she'll call, and
then I know. Then she can wait 3 days
Back to the three day rule. What if you just want some
booty, I don't want to wait three days for that. If you
are like me though, you may have a hard time using girls
just for booty. I really wish I wasn't like that. I just
wanna hook up and leave it at that. My prob is, if I think
a girl is cool enough to hook up with, I want more, I'm
greedy like that. Plus I don't have much oppertunity, the
people I meet all seem to float in the same circles, or are
all in architecture, so I see them all the time. Makes it
hard for a one night stand.
What was I talking about again, oh ya, the three day rule,
which does apply to food. If it's not growing mold, it's
still good.
But back to the point, the other three day rule. And why
is three days good, if you meed on the week-end, that
leaves you in the middle of the week. I have been going
out alot this week during the week...yes redundent...but ne
how. Going out in the week is pretty cool if it's with
your friends, but if it's romantic interests, doesn't give
you the chance for sleep overs because you've got school or
work the next day.
What was this thing about again....
oh ya, the 3 day rule is stupid, I'm sure I've proven that
in her somewhere.
Hippies suck, but I am one, ya baby ya


3 Women and a weird night

ok lets look at something
what happens when you are sorta seeing 3 women at one time.
well let's look at each girl

Girl 1 - at first she was cute, blond hair, green eyes, about 5'8 and not heavy. she's a sophomore and a little wierd but she was real cute. so i called her on the 3 day rule. so after the respectful time period of 3 days...always wait 3 days. I went to eat with her and found out she is DUMBER THAN SHIT. all she could talk about is her cat, random fashion magazines, and brittney spears...it sucked. so after tryign to just ignore her we had a conversation and i called her dumb...never do that while under the influence. but she was dumb. she needed to know that.

Girl 2 - I met here the day before Girl 1. She is a freakin' weirdo and i like that. one moment she's kind, quiet, and silly. the next she's loud hyper, and exciting. only after realizing that she really is a psycho that i had to stray away. her brown hair, brown eyes and 5'11 stature was beautiful her mental state left mroe to desire. so we split with out ever really hanging out except with mutual friends.

Girl 3 - she is hot. she is cute, smart, funny, witty, entertaing, off the wall, and overall too good for me. She is a 2nd year med student at Tulane. she is sweet and we met last spring. i couldn't do anything about it so i went to finland and met a cute british chick. when i get back some mutual friend had a party and we ran into each other. we end up seeing each other a couple of times. talking eating beignets and i really liked her but something was missing. something that prevented us from being really attracted. she was everything but something was missing...so we ended up going for a drive. having fun and now might do it again later this week. but nothing serious

after all this i realize 2 things
1. girls are trouble and i love it
2. girls need to ask me out now instead of me asking them.
night ya'll



Talking to a psycho is so much more interesting than
talking to a normal person.
You never know when they'll scream.


weed, babes, partying, and alcohol

B here...ok so Rules of Attraction rules. it is so tulane...ok it is basicly what life here at school acn be like at times. Mardi Gras is different though...much better.

alright i am swearing off girls. if a girls likes me and want s me to ask her out...forget it she has to ask me. that's right i want to be pursued and used...hmm that right?? sure. if you know she likes me send her here. to read this...no Jeff's stuff cause his psycho.

another good thing i life is music. alcohol is good too. "Beer the cause and solution to all life's problems."
see the title reflects the movie which reflects life here at tulane...
ok enough now off to see if need any of these...

Last thing

Movie Review 2

The Rules of Attraction:
Drop what your doing and see it right now.
Also, if you wanna know what Tulane it, watch it.
There is nothing more to say, but for you to go see it.


no title

J to the if eh, H to the Hammy o to the sir Issac Newton.



whoops, I forgot we had this site thing going. Guess I
should write something. I can agree with Bjorn that women
suck. They never know what they want, and if they do, they
won't admit it or do anything about it. They expect to be
the ones served. Though not all are like this.
Looking back on things...I think I might actually be insane.
But that could be good, cause then I wouldn't need to take
over the world like most people think I will. Cause I can
rule the world in my mind

I need more money, and more scuba diving.
Insert sexual joke here
I hate texass, it needs to be given back to mexico, or
And neither of those nouns are worth capitalizing.


Stream of THought

the following is just a stream of typed thoughts the length of one song. It begins now:

I just think women will never be honest with men. I am really amused by people who seem to think they are better than everyone else. what fucking rich fuck thought that up. just cause you have money or clothes or power doesn't make you better. and blow jobs why aren't they more widely disributed? i mena its not like it takes effort. also who makes up these really good ideas that we should make laws about things. who buys blue pepsi, who buys pepsi? why do people live in the following shitty states Texas, FLorida, Nevada, massachussets, (jeff stop pelvic thrusting) conneticut, texas, utah, mormons, jews, white people, blue, drunk

purple is a flavor so is green. green is the best flavor of poweraid. whow this song is good. jeff has sex for a dollar...ahe just said that. why aren't there more artsy films. what does it take to make a good story that isn't fucking sweet home alabama. what kind of stupid idiot watche sthat crap. it looks like something my cat killed and shat back out holy fuck.

jeff is a freak
the following people suck...(insert names here)
"i like chicken, i like liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver"

with out you everything falls apart
NIN - "The Perfect Drug"




IMPRESS PEOPLE HERE!!!. Oh, weight, no we're not.
Texass sucks.
Women also suck. But I love to hang out with hotties.
Wow, the word hotties...that's impressive....
hmmm...used all brain power on books stuff today.
What is today?
Hey, an IM, I'm gonna go read it.



ok sort and not sweet

Women suck. they are difficult, bitchy, and whineyoh yeah you say not all of them...then you are dumb. everyone contains pure evil. and through this they manipulate men..because they can't ask nicely. SOme see nice but...they aren't. they just want to get you into a postion to use you..in multiple formats

so women suck.
More on how they sucks later. this is the best on going theme besides how white are stupid crackers, jews are silly, and New Englanders are dumb. oh yeah rich ppl suck ass

Hippies suck ass too

- B


maybe this one will be better. we shall see.


This might single handidly be the best event ever created. Yesterday i went to Gretnafest and listen to "Bag Of Donuts" and had a great time. see what made it great was music and alcohol. I only had a few things to eat but i drank more...talk about a weight loss plan. the problem is that i wish i was in munich.


drinking all day might be the fun everyone needs in their life. just start at noon with 2 beers than keep a steady pace...but not getting plastered...for the next 10 hours. its fun...really fun if you don't eat anything but breakfast.

still what pisses me off the most is the radio sucks. there are no good rock bands now. they are all wussy and shitty. I mean linkin park is the backstreet boys of Heavy metal. the best acts out there have been doing it for awhile..but they only play the shit on the radio.

the following need to be destoryed:
Fuck the radio.
Sprint PCS sucks.
AOL sucks
the tuxedo sucks
Buying textbooks sucks
Women suck-they are retarded.
Texass sucks
Walmart sucks
there is more but i am too tired to think of anymore


Bad Movie Night 1

something tells me this is going to happen again.

so the movies are full of shitastic films. i mean things most people would think up as a good idea stoned, drunk, wasted, or all the above. i know 5 year olds who write better plots.

the worst one i have seen in awhile is The Tuxedo. Jackie chan let me down..then that is not a big suprise. He has skillz but not in this movie. the plot as jeff explains is well nonexistant. and that says better of the movie. i hate jennfier love hewitt. spewit.

this sucked. i know before i even saw the start of the film that it was bad by the abundance of bad previews. who decides to make these movies. of them i saw Shaolin Soccer...shittastic idea. The Hot Chick - starring the duece bigalow moron = sheer crap fest. look i can't even write real sentces because they are so bad. i feel like i am from Texas or LSU. i have a negitive iq becuase of this movie.

adam sandler is doing an animated piece of shit. God save us all. i am too pissed off to write any more.screw this
- B


I have a cool idea, we should paint the ceiling like the ground, then we should get skate boards and lie on them on are backs, we then push ourselves across the floor looking up and it would be like flying like superman, and what would be friggin cool.

The Tuxedo Review

First, I must note that I did not know you could buy alchohol at the movies. I found this out when Bjorn and Jason came in with frozen happy drinks. Which I could have used to get through this movie.I'm not really sure what happened. The plot...well...there wasn't one...and Jackie Chan didn't even kick the crap out of that many bade dudes.Jennifer Love Hewitt and acting to not mix. She doesn't even have big boobs to distract us with.I would score this as a 8 on the crapo scale.

And So It Begins...

So finally after weeks of talk and laziness this the first of the series of masterpieces begin. the following is the work of 2 really demented people. We are not going to use proper grammar for everything. We are not going to spell everything correctly. We might not be nice. We might be sort of bitter. Hell, we will be lude, offensive, thoughtful, crazy, and funny. Add annoying there too cause it might happen.

Some how you have decided to read this. BE warned. We are amusing but we are being honest in our thoughts. Pass this on to your friends. Let them share your misery and addiction of reading this. If you are our parents Stop Reading. We are trying to ruin society single handily and don't need to be told to behave.

so sit back. we write when we want. we say what we want. If we don't feel like writing we won't if we do we do.

first the following suck
women, women, women, women


On the way out the In door