the following is just a stream of typed thoughts the length of one song. It begins now:
I just think women will never be honest with men. I am really amused by people who seem to think they are better than everyone else. what fucking rich fuck thought that up. just cause you have money or clothes or power doesn't make you better. and blow jobs why aren't they more widely disributed? i mena its not like it takes effort. also who makes up these really good ideas that we should make laws about things. who buys blue pepsi, who buys pepsi? why do people live in the following shitty states Texas, FLorida, Nevada, massachussets, (jeff stop pelvic thrusting) conneticut, texas, utah, mormons, jews, white people, blue, drunk
purple is a flavor so is green. green is the best flavor of poweraid. whow this song is good. jeff has sex for a dollar...ahe just said that. why aren't there more artsy films. what does it take to make a good story that isn't fucking sweet home alabama. what kind of stupid idiot watche sthat crap. it looks like something my cat killed and shat back out holy fuck.
jeff is a freak
the following people suck...(insert names here)
"i like chicken, i like liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver"
with out you everything falls apart
NIN - "The Perfect Drug"
-B
A little something of whatever we feel like writing. Nothing too serious but then again. we aren't sure what we will do.
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Showing posts with label b. Show all posts
10.08.2002
10.07.2002
women
ok sort and not sweet
Women suck. they are difficult, bitchy, and whineyoh yeah you say not all of them...then you are dumb. everyone contains pure evil. and through this they manipulate men..because they can't ask nicely. SOme see nice but...they aren't. they just want to get you into a postion to use you..in multiple formats
so women suck.
More on how they sucks later. this is the best on going theme besides how white are stupid crackers, jews are silly, and New Englanders are dumb. oh yeah rich ppl suck ass
Hippies suck ass too
- B
Women suck. they are difficult, bitchy, and whineyoh yeah you say not all of them...then you are dumb. everyone contains pure evil. and through this they manipulate men..because they can't ask nicely. SOme see nice but...they aren't. they just want to get you into a postion to use you..in multiple formats
so women suck.
More on how they sucks later. this is the best on going theme besides how white are stupid crackers, jews are silly, and New Englanders are dumb. oh yeah rich ppl suck ass
Hippies suck ass too
- B
10.06.2002
Octoberfest
This might single handidly be the best event ever created. Yesterday i went to Gretnafest and listen to "Bag Of Donuts" and had a great time. see what made it great was music and alcohol. I only had a few things to eat but i drank more...talk about a weight loss plan. the problem is that i wish i was in munich.
TEXAS STILL SUCKS
drinking all day might be the fun everyone needs in their life. just start at noon with 2 beers than keep a steady pace...but not getting plastered...for the next 10 hours. its fun...really fun if you don't eat anything but breakfast.
still what pisses me off the most is the radio sucks. there are no good rock bands now. they are all wussy and shitty. I mean linkin park is the backstreet boys of Heavy metal. the best acts out there have been doing it for awhile..but they only play the shit on the radio.
the following need to be destoryed:
Fuck the radio.
Sprint PCS sucks.
AOL sucks
the tuxedo sucks
Buying textbooks sucks
Women suck-they are retarded.
Texass sucks
Walmart sucks
there is more but i am too tired to think of anymore
-B
TEXAS STILL SUCKS
drinking all day might be the fun everyone needs in their life. just start at noon with 2 beers than keep a steady pace...but not getting plastered...for the next 10 hours. its fun...really fun if you don't eat anything but breakfast.
still what pisses me off the most is the radio sucks. there are no good rock bands now. they are all wussy and shitty. I mean linkin park is the backstreet boys of Heavy metal. the best acts out there have been doing it for awhile..but they only play the shit on the radio.
the following need to be destoryed:
Fuck the radio.
Sprint PCS sucks.
AOL sucks
the tuxedo sucks
Buying textbooks sucks
Women suck-they are retarded.
Texass sucks
Walmart sucks
there is more but i am too tired to think of anymore
-B
10.05.2002
Bad Movie Night 1
something tells me this is going to happen again.
so the movies are full of shitastic films. i mean things most people would think up as a good idea stoned, drunk, wasted, or all the above. i know 5 year olds who write better plots.
the worst one i have seen in awhile is The Tuxedo. Jackie chan let me down..then that is not a big suprise. He has skillz but not in this movie. the plot as jeff explains is well nonexistant. and that says better of the movie. i hate jennfier love hewitt. spewit.
this sucked. i know before i even saw the start of the film that it was bad by the abundance of bad previews. who decides to make these movies. of them i saw Shaolin Soccer...shittastic idea. The Hot Chick - starring the duece bigalow moron = sheer crap fest. look i can't even write real sentces because they are so bad. i feel like i am from Texas or LSU. i have a negitive iq becuase of this movie.
adam sandler is doing an animated piece of shit. God save us all. i am too pissed off to write any more.screw this
- B
so the movies are full of shitastic films. i mean things most people would think up as a good idea stoned, drunk, wasted, or all the above. i know 5 year olds who write better plots.
the worst one i have seen in awhile is The Tuxedo. Jackie chan let me down..then that is not a big suprise. He has skillz but not in this movie. the plot as jeff explains is well nonexistant. and that says better of the movie. i hate jennfier love hewitt. spewit.
this sucked. i know before i even saw the start of the film that it was bad by the abundance of bad previews. who decides to make these movies. of them i saw Shaolin Soccer...shittastic idea. The Hot Chick - starring the duece bigalow moron = sheer crap fest. look i can't even write real sentces because they are so bad. i feel like i am from Texas or LSU. i have a negitive iq becuase of this movie.
adam sandler is doing an animated piece of shit. God save us all. i am too pissed off to write any more.screw this
- B
And So It Begins...
So finally after weeks of talk and laziness this the first of the series of masterpieces begin. the following is the work of 2 really demented people. We are not going to use proper grammar for everything. We are not going to spell everything correctly. We might not be nice. We might be sort of bitter. Hell, we will be lude, offensive, thoughtful, crazy, and funny. Add annoying there too cause it might happen.
Some how you have decided to read this. BE warned. We are amusing but we are being honest in our thoughts. Pass this on to your friends. Let them share your misery and addiction of reading this. If you are our parents Stop Reading. We are trying to ruin society single handily and don't need to be told to behave.
so sit back. we write when we want. we say what we want. If we don't feel like writing we won't if we do we do.
first the following suck
women, women, women, women
Next
On the way out the In door
B
Some how you have decided to read this. BE warned. We are amusing but we are being honest in our thoughts. Pass this on to your friends. Let them share your misery and addiction of reading this. If you are our parents Stop Reading. We are trying to ruin society single handily and don't need to be told to behave.
so sit back. we write when we want. we say what we want. If we don't feel like writing we won't if we do we do.
first the following suck
women, women, women, women
Next
On the way out the In door
B
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