Worst Movies of 2003

yes much like the rest of the world i am making a list. but
instead i am listing the worst movies..i have a list of the
best for another time but the worst are funnier. i tried
my best to be fair but its hard when well so many movies

so here is my bottome 12 films of the year

12. Cold Mountain - why the raves? because its the movie
you have to like. well translyvania looks nothing like
North Carolina and jude law does the worst sourthen
accent. The only highlight is Renee Zwellwigger (?) cause
well she rules everyone else is lame, the story is
unbelievable. oh natalie portman is still hot though even
with child...but DO NOT SEE THIS FILM...if it gets
nominated for an oscar i'll be upset

11. Identity - ok John cusack so much better than this.
oit was alet down and made little sense. those who wrote
this need to be hurt.

10. Mona Lisa Smile - this movie spelss its own doom. The
cast is hot and everyone should be good except Roberts who
sucks liek always. man she is just bad

9. The Hulk - what the hell is this? this was a bad movie
and who thought that Jennifer Connolly needed to redo the
same part she won an oscar for? i want to kick the people
for this movie

8. Camp - ok independent comedy about a theater camp. even
low expectations were too high. the singing good but it
was cheesy...just bad

7. The Order - dear heath ledger, what the fuck are you
thinking? the plot didn't seem to be there. they missed
soem scenes. too much cut nto enough script? it had
potential since it oculd make fun of catholics but nope.
this was bad.

6. Legally Blond 2 - one hot blond plus one good movie =
sequel. sequel sucks ass. enough said

5. Kangaroo Jack - wh othought this up? who was this
stoned? i didn't have to see this to say its bad. really
i can think up a better move totally wasted, why don't i
have a job?

4. Bad Boys 2 - first film sucks. martin lawrence sucks.
will msith is hit and miss but why make a sequel. this is
just a reckless excuse to blow shit up with out a plot.
thank god i saw it on dvd otherwise i would wnat my money
back...btw who actually saw this film?

3. The matrix films - these are the biggest let downs
ever..even more than the star wars episodes 1 and 2. there
was no plot, all the intellegence of the first one..got
erased. we al lsaw it and we all got pissed off. face
it. these two even make the first one look bad.

2. From Justin to Kelley - ok first american idol, i can
buy stupid ppl need entertianment and kelly clarkson can
sing. another film i don't have to see to see how bad it
was. this was a bad idea fro mthe first though why'd it
have to finish?

1. Gigli - we all knew it would be here. we were waiting
for it so here it is. i really mean this fil is so bad its
not worth renting. but weirdly enough i haven't seen more
than the 15 minutes when i snuck in before another fil mto
catch a glimpse of it...oh god did those 15 miuntes suck.
J.LO/J.HO you are over with. at least afflack made up for
it with Paycheck.

so that's it...Just Married, Maid In Manhatten, Hollywood
Homicide, National Security, and A Guy thing almost made
the lists but then i realized the list just gets too long.
so any suggestions or ideas and comments let me know. enjoy

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