Butts

Why aren't butts detachable. Girls are always saying they
hate their rears, but most of the girls that say that...I
would love to have that thing around to grab or look at.
Most of the girls that say that, have very very lovely ones.
If only it were detachable, they would be willing to give
it too me.
Then I would have a whole lotta ass.
I would have to buy lots of leather to go with them though,
and that would be kinda expensive.

J