12.16.2008

adorbale fucking puppy


























Fuck you cute dog. I know you piss on my carpet. Chew my furniture and shoes. You pee when i walk in the door and eat whatever I leave on the floor. Thank you dog. Just cause you know you're the cutest breed of dog ever doesn't mean i won't fucking love you. You're too happy. You too sheddy. Don't think I don't know what your thinking, "I'll chew on your fucking rug as soon as you leave jackass."

That's right dog. You're cute ass has no affect on me ever.

Stop being so fucking cute. ok?

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